My phone won`t show me the pants. I think it is trying to save me.
 
ION, I just tried a caffeine nap. FAIL. No way I was even getting down. But then I realized...this is the first caffeine I`ve had in two weeks. Like the last time I kicked, I was doped up enough not to mind the withdrawal, which I can remember and differentiate from the cold symptoms now that I think about it. And now it`s got my digestive system all whacked out and my heart racing and my sleep cycle disturbed, and dude, I don`t want to go back on. AND I just ran out of my good Kona coffee before I got sick so if I kick caff now, I can totally save that coffee money towards my kayak!

I've been thinking of trying the Vivo Barefoot; now that I have a rec from Plei I probably will. I'm all about back to nature, baby. Except for how Nature wants me to have hairy pits and wrinkles and die.

I think it is trying to save me.

It is. Let the phone save you from unspeakable horror.

Somebody worked really hard to make those pants the abomination that they are.

Someone should be punished.

Food question: do you people add stuff to your ground beef to make yummier hamburgers, and if so, what? I'm currently contemplating a raw egg and some bread crumbs.

Food question: do you people add stuff to your ground beef to make yummier hamburgers

Salt & pepper only - egg & bread crumbs will make it taste like meatloaf.

Sweet! Less work for me. I thought my mom made them that way, but I just talked to her and she hasn't done that in a long time.

BTW, the CEO of that company was the cute English guy in my Honors Philosophy class who said about rugby, "Oh, you've GOT to try it, it's a whole different culture," inspiring me to check out a practice. With typical British understatement, if you asked him what his father did, he'd say, "He's a shoemaker." (Last name Clark, as in Clarks). Not that you care. It just amuses me to see him an international CEO with a hot niche consumer item, having known him in the rugby context.

That's hilarious!

I like to put some worcestershire sauce in burgers, maybe a little onion if they're lower-fat.

One of the questions only I knew was about the Hawaii 5-0 remake, and a coworker was like, "How do you know that???"

Because you're a nerd!

Co-worker asked me if Leverage had Tim Hutton. Yes! And Gina Bellman and Christian Kane and Beth Riesgraf and oh god I'm still talking and he's not listening anymore but I'm not going to leave out Aldis Hodge, for fuck's sake.

Ah, well.

Consider yourself texted, Burrell. I couldn't work out which of your email addresses to use.

Because you're a nerd!

I opened with the fact that all of my coworkers got together to rehash pub quiz, right? I'm just more of a pop culture nerd than they are. Two other people knew it was 50 Cent who lost all that weight...