clutches her headbands, Uggs, and oversized sunglasses to her chest

And hey "men"? (I use scare quotes cause honestly? I don't know what man would care enough to express an opinion on jumpsuits or tuxedos on women as a general thing. Joe might not like a particular item of clothing on me because it doesn't flatter me, but not just on the basis that it is a jumpsuit and all jumpsuits are horrible. Not that I'd wear a jumpsuit cause OH HAI HERE'S MY CROTCH PLZ LOOK AT IT is not a statement I'd like to make.) If you hate it that badly? Don't wear it.

In fact, I'd say if any one person of any one gender does not like any one particular piece of something, they should not wear it. Call me a rebel of some sort.

zeitgeist level

Slacker.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan Robert Downey Jr Javier Bardem

F - yes - after that,
M - JDM or JB depending on compatibility
C - RDJ and the least compatible of the other 2

don't think I could handle the day to day of recovery and that high of a profile, but everyone gets a test run.

Big sunglasses are great- I love mine, but they get smeared quickly if you use lots of sunscreen. I have smaller pairs that I use when I'm out walking/hiking.

I do not think men belong in tank tops, mostly.

Well, since we're talking about RDJ... [link]

GUH.

Who knew Audrey Hepburn was so unfashionable [link] [link]

Agh. Just lost long post.

Crap.

Ok -- sunglasses good, but not quite as big as Posh's.

Dad -- 70, and am ordered to "take me behind the barn and shoot me" if he ever gets Alzheimer's or senile dementia. My gran had it, and it was horrible, and he lives in bitter fear of it.

He's doing ok, though -- plays WoW (how CUTE is that?!), walks our Scottie every day, poker nights, coffee with my uncle weekly, reads a shitton of sci-fi, spent two years designing the Web site and creating CD's and artwork, and burning 100+ CD's for his 50th h.s. reunion, and making the yearbook.

So cute. I love it.

RDJ, ROWR.

Is there such a thing as an anti-teleological theist? Because I firmly believe that God both exists and doesn't micro-manage, and that most of the shit that happens just happens because that's what shit does.

So something closer to Deism?

My maternal grandmother was losing it when she died at age 59. On the other hand, I know a woman in Ireland who's 93 and is just now starting to become forgetful. And we've met some very lively 80-ish people on cruise ships.

So "Age ain't nothing but a number" is most true at the senior end of the spectrum.