Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jun 01, 2010 3:22:33 pm PDT #3116 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just had an associate call me up and basically say "you know that case you found for me earlier....why didn't your search pull it up?", except that it took him 5 minutes to say it.


Jesse - Jun 01, 2010 3:23:31 pm PDT #3117 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Shame my head hurts like a bitch because of the adrenaline dump of getting stopped by a cop on the way home.

What happened?


beekaytee - Jun 01, 2010 3:25:43 pm PDT #3118 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

my first same sex wedding officiating.

Woot!!!

I know!!

We did a table-read of the ceremony last week. It's going to be roughly 3 times longer than the average ceremony and the two folks who are in the wedding party that I know from other quarters are freaking out a bit.

Eh. Who cares? As long as the fellows are happy, I'm happy.

My only concern is that it is formal-ish and going to be on their high up deck in downtown DC. Hot? Oooh yeah...so the navy blue silk J. Peterman number I love to officiate in is right out.

Must. Find. Replacement.


Strix - Jun 01, 2010 3:30:45 pm PDT #3119 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ooh, new Hell's Kitchen! it's summer!


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2010 3:35:16 pm PDT #3120 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My registration tags are out of date. Which means they fell off or were stolen, because I updated them. And of course, my insurance slip expired a week ago. But I am all paid up with everything, and his nice computer told him that. After I panicked.


Jesse - Jun 01, 2010 3:35:39 pm PDT #3121 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh.


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2010 3:43:53 pm PDT #3122 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So now I gotta order replacement tags (THE HELL) and sift through my paper mail for my new insurance slip. Sheeit. I hate the blinky lights in my rearview mirror. That moment is horrible.

Maybe I can skip dinner with sexy voice friend and join them for dessert or something. I haven't seen him in about five years. I just feel like ass.


Strix - Jun 01, 2010 3:45:32 pm PDT #3123 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Dessert is good; dessert with sexy voice -- even better!


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2010 3:58:39 pm PDT #3124 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Here's John interviewing Kristi Yamaguchi. Youtube doesn't do his voice any justice, dammit.


Cass - Jun 01, 2010 4:01:29 pm PDT #3125 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Friend from out of town has the sexiest voice EVER. I had forgotten how sexy.

Oh, I have a friend like that. Man, talking to him is distracting sometimes.

...

I should call him. Just to say hi.