Hey, cousin, you changed your name! Do we shorten to "Slayer" or "Shadow" 'cause damn yo name is long.
Um, Slayer, DUH.
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Hey, cousin, you changed your name! Do we shorten to "Slayer" or "Shadow" 'cause damn yo name is long.
Um, Slayer, DUH.
Yeah, I don't know about calling anyone "slayer"!
If not here, where?
damn yo name is long
I thought about just using Buffy, but I'm not blond this week, nor do I look hot in tight leather.
I choose to disbelieve that.
Do we shorten to "Slayer" or "Shadow" 'cause damn yo name is long.
SoS?
ETA: Damn. I just earwormed myself with ABBA.
Did you shine the uv light on his tattoos?
I am not Hardison or you, you know. Also, that way lies half an hour of me nodding politely with glazed eyes.
Also, that way lies half an hour of me nodding politely with glazed eyes.
You just need an "escape hatch".
Just ask him about his long pig adventure, get an answer and then say, "Oops, I just remembered I left my pack of ferrets playing with my hand-grenade collection" or somesuch and run out.
eta: Big pig, long pig - same difference.
I'M SORRY I HAVE TO GO WATCH THE EPISODE OF FIREFLY WITH MY NAME IN IT.
And then punch him in the face.
ETA: Or maybe not. Sounds like he might bite.