Maybe he just means he bites his nails.
Occasionally I'll bite a hangnail off and then swallow it. Wow, I'm just like him. (Now to see if my cat will eat goat.)
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 15, 2010 10:00:01 am PDT #29854 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Oct 15, 2010 10:01:24 am PDT #29855 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Long pig, baby. He was really insistent that his cubemate know he wasn't talking about anything literally porcine. And his cubemate *so* readily changed the subject.
Cashmere - Oct 15, 2010 10:02:12 am PDT #29856 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I hope that guy bites his own ass.
Calli - Oct 15, 2010 10:09:31 am PDT #29857 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What RPG lets you eat human flesh?
Isn't there one about werewolves? Seems like a bit of long-pig would fit in there pretty easily.
Connie Neil - Oct 15, 2010 10:12:53 am PDT #29858 of 30001
brillig
Huh, Utah has more straight people interested in experiment with gay sex than the entire midwest. Go, perverted Salt Lake City!
slayeroshadow - Oct 15, 2010 10:16:44 am PDT #29859 of 30001
And what's with all the carrots?
Go, perverted Salt Lake City!
My favorite drag queen friend just moved to SLC for a veeery profitable drag gig. A much larger population than he found in NE. He is amazing with a make-up brush and perfected the mannerisms of Pink, Reba and Michael Jackson.
Connie Neil - Oct 15, 2010 10:21:38 am PDT #29860 of 30001
brillig
Salt Lake has a fairly large and quite active gay community. And they're well aware of the cognitive dissonance this can cause for some folks. The Sugarhouse area on the east side is infamous/notorious/wonderful that way. Not coincidentally, the east side is also where the money is. Which makes it interesting, because that side of town is where the high church officials and the politicians live.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 15, 2010 10:21:58 am PDT #29861 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I guess the underwear really IS magic, after all.
Liese S. - Oct 15, 2010 10:28:53 am PDT #29862 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Did you shine the uv light on his tattoos?
sumi - Oct 15, 2010 10:33:10 am PDT #29863 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Homecoming is tomorrow. The parade is tomorrow morning. I just had somebody from a dept. call wanting to get in the parade. When I was transferring the call to our homecoming person I just started laughing. I couldn't help myself.