So Emmett and I had this conversation on the way home after parking the car and I think Buffistas will appreciate it.
Emmett: [Blah blah]...only cool people get to do it.
Me: I'm cool!
Emmett: You are vainglorious.
Me: Nuh uh. I was being ironic.
Emmett: No, you were being boastful and you didn't care what anybody else thought about it. Lawyered! And definitionized!
Me: Okaaaaay. On another subject, I'm glad you took care of that backlog of Bio homework.
Emmett: My teacher was deprecating me, but I totally ameliorated that situation.
Me: Uh....Hey look! A Puggle!
Emmett: There's a paucity of puggles.
Me: Are you just using all your vocabulary words from last week in a sentence?
Emmett: I didn't even know what "ameliorate" meant last week!