I seem to recall reading something about a sandwich between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

eta: yes! the Grilled Cheese Burger Melt

Not the link I was expecting, since as far as I know the originator of that was of course The Vortex in Atlanta.

(As is their wont, they take it to extremes, even for a grilled cheese burger:

DOUBLE BYPASS BURGER

Topped with two fried eggs, six slices of American cheese, and eight slices of bacon, all served between the two grilled cheese sandwiches that we use in place of the regular hamburger buns. 14.95

And that's not the biggest one on the menu.)

Man, now I want a grilled cheese, but I have no bread, or cheese.

Stuffing perfectly good food items into other perfectly good food items to create hybrid monstrosities - it's the American way!

The next step is obviously deep-frying the whole thing.

two fried eggs, six slices of American cheese, and eight slices of bacon

Holy shit. No wonder they call it the Double Bypass.

Is that the one that had the scandal over who really originated it, them or a restaurant in I want to say Arizona that had a whole medical theme going on (waitresses in little nurse outfits, etc.)?

"My geek carries a gun!"

Reid carries a gun! He shot that one guy point blank in the head! He killed Dawson. He should get laid forever just on the basis of that.

And be much scarier than his wife is.

Even before the scandal, though, I'd have picked Seth. Because...Seth. He's just so...Seth.

F, C, M: burgundy, apricot, chartreuse.

I have already married burgundy, totally C chartreuse, F apricot.

I don't understand how anyone can C Seth Green.

F apricot, C chartreuse, M burgundy

Marry burgundy, C apricot (ew!), maybe F chartreuse once. Unless we're talking about alcohols, in which case switch places for chartreuse and burgundy.