NO NATALIE MORALES, YOU FUCKING MORON, THEY ARE PROBABLY
NOT
IN THE BEST SHAPE OF THEIR LIVES FROM HAVING DROPPED 17-20 POUNDS IN THE LAST TWO AND A HALF MONTHS.
Now, I realize that losing weight is the best and most important thing a person can do. Truly. But since these guys aren't so much desk jockeys as, you know,
miners
and since their little reality show wasn't so much
The Biggest Loser
as
How To Not Go Insane Despite 2+ Months Of Sleep, Light, Food, And Overall Sensory Deprivation
they were probably in pretty good shape to begin with and, likely, have deteriorated from the experience.
I have a wedding to go to in a few weeks. I would like to wear the fabulous outfit that I wore to a different wedding earlier in the summer, but the pics are all over facebook, so I'm not sure I can do that (green coat + red and green flowered dress + killer red satin pumps). I could just wear my tuxedo jacket with the matching satin trimmed shirt and a sequined tshirt. But, I feel like I should show more boob. It's a 7PM event, and more importantly, a gay wedding.
and more importantly, a gay wedding.
You need to show more boob.
Well, you don't HAVE to, but if you can't go tastefully boobtastic at a gay wedding, where can you?
There there ::pats head:: a lot of shitty things will happen in the course of your menstrual cycle, but Natalie Morales giving a play-by-play will not be one of them.
And for this I am grateful.
Cat has been shot. Now I just need the sleepies.
Happy Birthday, Megan Walker, Matt and ita's dad!
H5-0 and Marching Band aficianados: CBS did a H5-0 Marching Band theme contest and he University of Maryland won - you can see all the bands' performances at the link.
Happy Birthday, Megan Walker, Matt and ita's dad!
Ditto!
ION, I am awake, and have been for close to an hour. Stupid mornings.
Happy Birthday Megan Walker, Matt, ita's dad and Cashmere!
Happy Birthday Megan Walker, Matt, ita's dad, Cashmere, and... yeah, I don't have another one. I lose the game! But still wish you all a happy b-day.