I just read a review of a place that serves chicken tartare. That is not what I had for lunch. I'm a little afraid of the steak tartare and very afraid of the chicken.
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Oct 07, 2010 12:18:07 pm PDT #28194 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Scrappy - Oct 07, 2010 12:18:16 pm PDT #28195 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Yeah, ham is processed, but this has no nitrates, so I am calling it good.
Beverly - Oct 07, 2010 12:19:38 pm PDT #28196 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
So H tells me, "This guy in Britain found a bronze Roman helmet that sold at auction for..." and my mind immediately starts singing,
Golden helmet of Mandrino,
There can be no hat like thee
Thee and I now, till I die now
We'll make golden history.
He doesn't make eye contact or react in any way. Then from the depths of the recliner, Speaw and magic hewwwmet....
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2010 12:20:46 pm PDT #28197 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh Bwoomhilda, you're so wuvely....
-t - Oct 07, 2010 12:22:00 pm PDT #28198 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yes, I know it, I can't help it...
Calli - Oct 07, 2010 12:23:00 pm PDT #28199 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Yes I know it; I can't help it.
ETA: Inevitable wascally wabbit x-post.
Kathy A - Oct 07, 2010 12:26:28 pm PDT #28200 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Oh, Bwunhilda, beeee my wuuuuv!!!
-t - Oct 07, 2010 12:27:23 pm PDT #28201 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Hee, I like your punctuation better, but I will not edit.
bon bon - Oct 07, 2010 12:39:47 pm PDT #28202 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I accepted a job today! With a federal agency! I've finally achieved my dream* of getting what my friend calls a "GGJ." (Good Government Job)
* Pending the security check
Vortex - Oct 07, 2010 12:42:00 pm PDT #28203 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
(Good Government Job)
and Government must be pronounced "Gubmint"
* Pending the security check
You don't have any buffistas on the list, right?