I'm having A DAY.
Also, I have a scientist who insists that her spreadsheets be done in 10 point papyrus. And then she can't read them, because they're in 10 point papyrus.
Also also, I'm going to be in San Francisco on Sunday, getting lost on my way to a book thing.
Additionally, I am up to my eyeballs in work and can't seem to self-motivate.
Can you tell her you tried to do them in Papyrus, but your computer started to cry?
I'm starting to cry right now.
I think it is safe to tell her that that font was de-installed.
papyrus! On a spreadsheet! It's all numbers!
And then she consistently asks me, "is this a 9 or a 7?"
Know what? You could read it just fine in Arial.
OMG, Allyson, set phasers to kill!
Also, asked me for a white paper recycling bin...for white paper only. Nothing else. Just white paper.
She's filling it with plastic report covers.
Please stab me in the face.
Are they seriously eating 3 pizzas/day? It is so disturbing to me.
Plus? I pizza boxes aren't recyclable in my 'hood. Has to do with the grease messing up the pulp.
Is that true in other jurisdictions?
(The fact of it does not, tragically, stop people from putting pizza boxes out all the time.)
Oh my lord Allyson, she must be related to a manager we have here. He is responsible for our CEO outlawing the use of Comic Sans in email (especially to customers) and he sends me pdf's wanting to know why he can't change them and if I could "work my magic" and change them. Yeah no, don't have the full Adobe suite installed and IT won't do it. Just today he asked me how to make a jpg "bigger". I have no freakin' idea what he wanted but I was so tempted to say "large format camera?" instead I hit delete.