What's not to like? Jam, good! Beef, good!

It tastes like feet ...

To this day he will not eat anything Kraft makes, or anything with marshmallows in it.

My brother still feels that way about Campbell's Soup.

but still will be alone forever.

You and me both. At least you have an excuse! I mean, a reason! I mean, a kid.

I propose a Buffista Retirement Home for the too-awesomely single.

Indeed the first thing JZ said when I pointed out the trifle was, "No meat?"

When you sign up for an account at CMT.com (Country Music Television) you get four choices for Gender: Male, Female, Other, Unspecified.

Nathan Fillion is adorable.

Thanks for the support everyone. Cody is still at the hospital, which I hope means he's getting to spend more time with her. He said he saw her and she was doing OK.

When you sign up for an account at CMT.com (Country Music Television) you get four choices for Gender: Male, Female, Other, Unspecified.

Iknowwhyyouwentthere. Iknowwhyyouwentthere. Iknowwhyyouwentthere.

Sadly, I was too loathe to sign up so I didn't vote.

Oh, you know exactly why I went there!

Traveling Library - for lighthouses!

Lighthouses were often time located in remote areas and as such had no access to city services such as libraries, opera houses, entertainment, etc. that most people enjoyed who lived in a town or city. As light keeping was a lonely profession in most cases supplies were brought to them by lighthouse tender ships. One of the items the tender supplied was a library box on each visit as pictured to the left. Library boxes were filled with books and switched from station to station to supply different reading materials to the families.

In 1876 portable libraries were first introduced in the Light-House Establishment and furnished to all light vessels and inaccessible offshore light stations with a selection of reading materials. These libraries were contained in a portable wooden case, each with a printed listing of the contents posted inside the door. Proper arrangements were made for the exchange of these libraries at intervals, and for revision of the contents as books became obsolete in accordance with suggestions obtained from public library authorities.

The books were carefully selected from books of a good standard appropriate to the families who would use them. While largely fiction, other classes of literature were included in reasonable proportions including technical books when requested. The books and periodicals contained in the libraries remained the property of the Light-House Establishment and each was marked in the front with the official Light-House Establishment bookplate. The beautiful 3" x 4 ½" bookplate label bears a wonderful image of an iron pile lighthouse and Minot’s Ledge Light, and a lightship and bears the words "The Property of the Light House Establishment".

I am here to report: Trifle good!

So if you were wondering if I could fuck up putting cake, whipped cream and strawberries into a bowl, the answer is no. I totes pulled that one off.