Complete waste of time. Valid passport, birth certificate and DL, not enough proof that I am me. I need my marriage license. I'm amazed I was issued a passport without all this crap.
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Sep 30, 2010 8:36:32 am PDT #26964 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Strix - Sep 30, 2010 8:40:03 am PDT #26965 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ugh, DJ. That is so annoying. I am SO GLAD I didn't change my name; I have heard too many stories like this.
Daisy Jane - Sep 30, 2010 8:44:34 am PDT #26966 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
It has never been a problem until now. But, when I went to get a new driver's license, they flipped out that my name didn't match my SS card even though I've gotten DLs since I've been married and you don't have to have a SS card to get a DL that I know of.
So off we trudged to the SS office who needs a marriage license. What if Jon and I were common law like his boss and her late husband?
meara - Sep 30, 2010 8:45:54 am PDT #26967 of 30001
Meara, I met a girl last night that looked EXACTLY like Clea Duvall. So much so that when I mentioned it, she told me that she had seen a picture of herself on a website claiming to be a candid snap of Clea Duvall. unfortunately, she likes boys, or I would have chloroformed her and shipped her overnight to Seattle.
OMG, so sad. But I appreciate the thought!
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2010 8:47:43 am PDT #26968 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I worked out my one The GIMP task. That will do for today.
In the meanwhile, my brain is leaking out through my ears.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2010 8:49:35 am PDT #26969 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh dear god.
This is NSFW: Erotic Falconry
"Is that a falcon in your pants or are you just happy to see me? OK, it's a falcon in your pants."
amych - Sep 30, 2010 8:50:52 am PDT #26970 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
a falcon in your pants
That seems unsafe.
Scrappy - Sep 30, 2010 8:52:52 am PDT #26971 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Talons! Talons in new places!
Jessica - Sep 30, 2010 8:53:11 am PDT #26972 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That seems unsafe.
Talons! Talons in new places! [BWAHAHAHAHA XPOST]
Also, thank god for french fries. My blood sugar fell off a cliff about half an hour ago, but I am slowly reviving.
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2010 8:53:50 am PDT #26973 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Two of you went there. I'm pretty impressed.
Not surprised, though.