It looks like Target has some of the Rollasoles too. [link] I might check them out in person but the reviews are mixed.

I think in practice, if they're thin enough to be portable, they're going to look like slippers. But it's a wedding -- if at some point you change shoes, odds are that people won't notice. (And/or you can always put your dressy shoes back on after you've given your feet a break.)

Getting old sucks.

Yeah. I just tend to think of it as losing elasticity. All the soft tissue (tendons, ligaments, muscles) lose their snap, cartilage loses its bounce. Even your eyeballs get more rigid and less flexy.

Then there's the back.

And the digestive tract.

I have often said that growing older consists of finding new ways your body can turn on you.

I have often said that growing older consists of finding new ways your body can turn on you.

HA no kidding.

I don`t want to get older! ( She bemoaned, lying in bed at nine o`clock with a sore hip.)
 
I have lots of spoons but I used them all up on my awesome mini-vacation. Now I must lie here.

She bemoaned, lying in bed at nine o`clock with a sore hip.

Ha ha, too late. You are decrepit. Soon even looking at a bean will give you "the wind something awful."

I don't want to get older either. Also, i want UNLIMITED SPOONS! GARRRGH! t rampages like monster through thread. Or like three year old.

Unless you really them to be metallic-y, I'd recommend getting a pair of tramp shoes

...I paused at this, thinking "aren't tramp shoes usually metallic? Or clear plastic? But, y'know, HEELS. Not flats..." Then I clicked your link and saw trampOLINE shoes. Ahhhh.

We are currently in the process of pulling a msbelle

This is totally sensible. She is verbed!!

She is verbed!!

msbelled Equals: Crazy active efficiency culling.

I am too hot and tired and sweaty to grade. 113 degrees is brutal.

113 degrees is brutal.

No lie. Strip to your skivvies and sit in front of the fridge.