Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 27, 2010 9:08:53 am PDT #26291 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ways that I know I am cheap and a scavenger at heart #37

Mine for today is that there was a box of microwave popcorn in the kitchen that said "Help yourself," so I did! And stashed it in my desk. You never know when you will have a popcorn emergency.


Strix - Sep 27, 2010 9:09:28 am PDT #26292 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Stove, old minifridge, and some random bits and bobs gone from driveway and garage! WOO.

I also took some books to HAlfPrice books today and got $30!! I was expecting, like, $7!


Jessica - Sep 27, 2010 9:25:33 am PDT #26293 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ugh - power just went out at the office (laptop is running on battery power, yay) including the A/C *and* my rotating fan. Suddenly it's very warm in here.

On the plus side, I have finally discovered a good Indian place that delivers and am pleasantly full of chana saag and naan.


tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 9:31:16 am PDT #26294 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Insane $45,000 racing bike weighs less than your lunch

What happens when you let a bike builder go nuts to create the lightest road racing bike possible? You get this amazing 6-lb machine build by Fairwheel Bikes in Tuscon and exhibited over the weekend at the Interbike Show.

My bike weighs 43#, a fact I am reminded of every time I carry it up two flights of stairs.


tommyrot - Sep 27, 2010 9:34:52 am PDT #26295 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pepper spray ring will almost definitely be used by accident

This ring hides a secret, and that secret is pepper spray. If someone gets a little too close, simply pull the latch on the side to give them a face full of hot, burning powder. What could possibly go wrong?

The included spray causes "inflammation of the eye capillaries and all other mucous membranes, resulting in immediate temporary visual impairment, difficult breathing, coughing, choking, sneezing, severe burning sensations to the eyes, nose, throat and skin, and nausea, with acute symptoms and discomfort lasting for 45 minutes," which sounds downright delightful. Luckily, a ring isn't something you'd fiddle with while bored or antsy, so there's really almost no chance at all that you will accidentally spray yourself in the face with this while stopped at a red light or something. Nope, no chance at all.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2010 9:38:45 am PDT #26296 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My phone says it's 100° in LA right now. If only it could periodically have been 90° more often during the actual summer, this wouldn't be necessary.

I'm getting a new work laptop this afternoon. I don't want a new laptop. I like my old laptop. Grump.


Theresa - Sep 27, 2010 9:38:51 am PDT #26297 of 30001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

so there's really almost no chance at all that you will accidentally spray yourself in the face with this while stopped at a red light or something. Nope, no chance at all.

I'd give it a week before I sprayed myself in the face.


Theodosia - Sep 27, 2010 10:21:52 am PDT #26298 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

That'd totally be my problem with a false tooth filled with cyanide. One crunchy pretzel too many....


Burrell - Sep 27, 2010 10:34:43 am PDT #26299 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Only 100 ita? I feel like I am melting. I usually like all the walking at my job, but today NSM.


bon bon - Sep 27, 2010 10:39:48 am PDT #26300 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It's either 104 or 114 near me, depending on which of the usually-conflicting weather stations in my neighborhood are right. Since it's supposedly 108 in Hollywood it must be 114 here. I never realized until moving here again that summer really happens from July -October in Cali.