At work is the only place in my life where I feel in control, like I know what to do next and how to do it.
Oh, wrod. And hubby wonders why I don't hurry home after work.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - May 30, 2010 8:14:59 am PDT #2629 of 30001
brillig
Strix - May 30, 2010 8:18:04 am PDT #2630 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Cuter at the same price? That's perfect.
I've been using French roast for my morning cappucino (wedding present machine, OMG, thanks, parents!) and I bought the Breakfast Blend this week, and it's so much better for me. Less harsh. I am switching over.
We have a backyard BBQ to go to at 4. It's PERFECT today -- suuny and about 80. I'm supposed to bring something sweet; I am thinking about making strawberry shortcake.
I also slept kinda crappy last night -- I got 1.5 hours of sleep the night before, and had really awful dreams. Ugh.
Stephanie - May 30, 2010 8:18:26 am PDT #2631 of 30001
Trust my rage
We saw Shrek yesterday. Joe and I liked it a lot although the first scene or two were particularly apt for parents of young children.
Jessica - May 30, 2010 8:19:42 am PDT #2632 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I am thinking about making strawberry shortcake.
I'm bringing strawberry rhubarb shortcake to my building's cookout this afternoon.
Steph L. - May 30, 2010 8:20:35 am PDT #2633 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
When I wandered through the other room earlier, The Boy was watching YouTube videos of humane mousetraps (he found mouse droppings in the attic).
Now I can hear YouTube videos about time travel and lasers.
I have NO IDEA what kind of mousetrap he thinks he's going to build.
amych - May 30, 2010 8:21:49 am PDT #2634 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm bringing strawberry rhubarb shortcake to my building's cookout this afternoon.
NOM.
Also, that reminds me: I've just sent out invites to our summer party and the process has brought to my attention that most of you live in totally NOT HERE places. Hrrmph.
amych - May 30, 2010 8:23:18 am PDT #2635 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I have NO IDEA what kind of mousetrap he thinks he's going to build.
A Better One. (I mean, time travel! Lasers! How could it not be the better mousetrap we've all been waiting for?)
beekaytee - May 30, 2010 8:23:35 am PDT #2636 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
::clapclapclap:: Good one, Erin. All of that is right on.
Seconded!
I have NO IDEA what kind of mousetrap he thinks he's going to build.
I can't wait to hear about this one.
Connie Neil - May 30, 2010 8:23:42 am PDT #2637 of 30001
brillig
I have NO IDEA what kind of mousetrap he thinks he's going to build.
We possibly don't want to know the mental steps he took to get there.
Strix - May 30, 2010 8:24:23 am PDT #2638 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I dunno, but if it's got lasers on it, D. will want one.
All of his ultimate fantasies are tied to a home security system consisting of a moat filled with robot sharks with lasers on their heads.
Oh, and "boobs in space while eating pomme frites fried in duck fat."
He has simple needs. I love him.