Hopefully the bruise will be scrapbook worthy.
That's the spirit! Somewhere I have a picture of a bruise covering one entire butt cheek. My record tally was 43 bruises at once.
You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - Sep 23, 2010 12:14:31 pm PDT #25731 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Cashmere - Sep 23, 2010 12:18:37 pm PDT #25732 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
That's something to aspire to. I am shocked at how I'm actually not afraid of falling. Once you take a spill or two, it becomes more natural and the fear subsides. It doesn't hurt as much as you expect it to.
Theresa - Sep 23, 2010 12:22:46 pm PDT #25733 of 30001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
I love the idea of doing it, but I know that I would be the one they would be yelling at saying, "there's no crying in roller derby!"
Amy - Sep 23, 2010 12:31:31 pm PDT #25734 of 30001
Because books.
I can't even stand up on roller skates. Or skateboards. Or ice skates. Someone intended me to be firmly on the ground at all times, for real. I have zero sense of balance.
Once you take a spill or two, it becomes more natural and the fear subsides. It doesn't hurt as much as you expect it to.
You should see me trying to navigate an icy sidewalk. I look like a ninety-year-old. It's tragic.
tommyrot - Sep 23, 2010 12:32:14 pm PDT #25735 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Woman Fights Off Bear with Zucchini
A bear attacked a dog in Frenchtown, Montana. The dog’s owner fended off the bear using a zucchini:
When the woman, whom police did not name, tried to separate the animals, the bear bit her in the leg.
Maricelli says the woman reached for the nearest object at hand on the porch’s railing — a large zucchini that she had harvested from her garden.
The woman flung the vegetable at the bear, striking it and forcing it to flee.
msbelle - Sep 23, 2010 12:32:57 pm PDT #25736 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Oh, in trying to decide what to read next, I figured out that I had already read one book on the TBR shelves. WHOOT! One more to move to the read shelves.
My mom picked mac up from school today. me likey.
tommyrot - Sep 23, 2010 12:33:17 pm PDT #25737 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have zero sense of balance.
Me too. If I'm walking down a sidewalk, I can't look up to the sky without losing my balance.
amych - Sep 23, 2010 12:45:09 pm PDT #25738 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The woman flung the vegetable at the bear, striking it and forcing it to flee.
Of course it fled. Everyone knows that the next play in that fight is offering a whole bag of zucchini to take home with you.
Daisy Jane - Sep 23, 2010 12:47:02 pm PDT #25739 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That's horrible, Cash. I'm so sorry!
Daisy Jane - Sep 23, 2010 12:49:11 pm PDT #25740 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oof. Just posted this in the comments to a friend's status complaining about his neighbors filing a formal complaint against him instead of knocking and asking him to turn it down.
Try to resolve it in thread before taking it to the mods! Geez, people!
It's possible I hang out here too much.