Leashes, tied to opposite porch posts? I'm sorry, I wish I was there to help.
Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.
'Shells'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - May 29, 2010 5:31:43 pm PDT #2563 of 30001
smonster - May 29, 2010 5:35:11 pm PDT #2564 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Kat, uggh. Good luck finding a solution.
I generally prefer spicy, but I do love linden. But then I don't have one growing outside my window
Note to self: dog playing hard means dog drinking lots o water means dog will need to pee. I haven't quite sussed out his peepee dance yet.
I baked a whole chicken, made kale chips (too salty), steamed broccoli, ate dinner and ice cream, and painted my nails and toes. Yay productivity.
Lee - May 29, 2010 5:38:46 pm PDT #2565 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
In completely shallow, exciting only to me news, I bought a size 14 dress at the Nordie's sale, and some cute shoes.
And 2 bras, but boobs are still weird, so that's not so exciting.
msbelle - May 29, 2010 5:45:06 pm PDT #2566 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
thanks y'all that worked.
I made garlic and cheese biscuits and used up the remaining garlic powder. Now I am drinking some bourbon and ginger ale and that used up the bourbon. I am taking a can of soup, a can of tomato paste, a jar of grape jelly, and a bag of lentils to church tomorrow for their on-going food drive to supply local food pantries. So kind of a cheat, but I don;t care, stuff OUT of the pantry.
Nora Deirdre - May 29, 2010 6:15:36 pm PDT #2567 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
We gave a bunch of stuff to the food pantry before we moved.
Bah, the realtor wants to drop the price another 10K. I can't even fathom how much money we will end up having to pay the bank at closing. Sigh, I want to go back in time and throttle myself 5 years ago before signing on to buy this fucking place.
Kat, UGH. I cannot even fathom the shitstorm you are weathering. I hope it turns around IMMEDIATELY.
Kat - May 29, 2010 6:20:17 pm PDT #2568 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Roman (our dog) is getting staples in his head. Sigh.
Sophia Brooks - May 29, 2010 6:21:48 pm PDT #2569 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
poor doggie. poor kat.
Nora Deirdre - May 29, 2010 6:22:20 pm PDT #2570 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Oh MAN, Kat. I'm sorry.
bon bon - May 29, 2010 6:31:02 pm PDT #2571 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
FTR, I saw what you did there.
Watching the Suns lose to fucking Kobe again tonight. I remember why I stopped watching them before. I can't take the heartbreak.
sarameg - May 29, 2010 6:44:56 pm PDT #2572 of 30001
So I was trying on the dress for tomorrow to pin shit (story of my life) and decided to try on the red dress from the last wedding. OMG, I LOVE that dress. Need to redo the hem because a certain threadpulling oldman cat got to it, but holy shit, that dress. I look helluva lot better in it now (I have much more waiste) than I did a decade ago (after just being goosed): [link] Just may take it with me and a bit of hem glue and scissors.