msbelle, Owen had a run in two years ago at the gym's daycare with a mother. She said he took a play, plastic knife from their play kitchen and held it to her throat. He was 3 1/2. I suspect this was after he'd seen Pirates of the Caribbean with his dad but whatever. She insisted that he not be in the same playroom with any of her kids at any time.

Gave us 2 months of grief.

Same one as the haircut mom? If not, those two should be friends.

Different mom. Lots of crazy to go around, apparently.

Maybe my kids are crazy magnets like me.

I remember that, Cash! And the haircut mom. Ugh.

Haircut Mom's newest thing is telling her 4 year old daughter that she'll get sick if she eats ham. I understand that they're Jewish and the child will eat anything anyone gives her but that kind of makes me uncomfortable.

She was with a (Jewish!) babysitter who gave her pepperoni pizza because she asked for it! WTF?

Oh, man, that kind of lie is never a good idea. Just sure to backfire at some point. And four is old enough to understand, "This is something we don't eat," even if she doesn't like it.

Oh dear, msbelle.

Goodness knows my kids have said some inappropriate things, but luckily for us the other parents have been understanding. Isaac and his best friends at preschool used to get into fights all the time. Silly boys.

My 9 year old brother once stood on the lava-rock saddle rock in the middle of our front lawn, threw a mallet into the street, and spent a good five minutes screaming "fuck you Joe M-n-! I will kill you! FUCK YOU" to the chagrin of my parents (who didn't get home until the end) and alarm of elderly neighbors.

He and Joe were friends for years after.

Oh shit, Loki just made off with 1/4 of a fig bar, he's eaten most, he likes it!

Can we cross over Undercovers and Criminal Minds? And slash Shemar's character with Boris'? It seems suddenly imperative. It could be pre-series, so we don't mess up the canonical Undercovers relationship.