I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 21, 2010 6:40:22 pm PDT #25345 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Girl pee doesn't work?


Typo Boy - Sep 21, 2010 6:41:41 pm PDT #25346 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Maybe I think Erin is working on the theory that girls have more reluctance to pee out doors and that precise placement is a bit harder for girls.


sarameg - Sep 21, 2010 6:46:50 pm PDT #25347 of 30001

Hah! I've already had one neighbor volunteer her husband (after I helped them load shelves up the stairs) but really, it is just the screamy factor. I don't think I can ask him to pee around the house, no matter how freaking green they are. Rats had a poop party around my empty trash, that does concern me. I'm gonna try the "make it stink to rats" first and go from there. Damnit.

Had a rustle in the leaves out front tonight as I was returning from the pool, which involved me lecturing suspect mice that they can live in my leaves, but my house=CERTAIN DEATH. I don't care what my neighbor's tenants think of me now.


meara - Sep 21, 2010 6:48:10 pm PDT #25348 of 30001

Ok meara! I hope that`s how it works! This will be the first time I`ve flown out of Show Low, and the last time I flew tiny planes was before all the luggage brouhaha.

Yeah--usually as you're boarding the tiny plane there's a cart next to it that you put your baggage on, and then you wait next to it when you get off the plane (so it adds a few minutes) at your destination. And then you can get on the next plane and overhead-bin it.

I would say to make it easy for the guy earn the hamburger or steak, prepay with a few beers.

Girl pee doesn't work?

I...read these as related. And kept re-reading, trying to understand how ita got from steak to girl pee. Was this another weird ita link? It took like, SIX readings to connect this to sara's rats.


sarameg - Sep 21, 2010 6:49:12 pm PDT #25349 of 30001

I love you meara.


§ ita § - Sep 21, 2010 6:51:37 pm PDT #25350 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

precise placement is a bit harder for girls.

Practice, practice, practice.


aurelia - Sep 21, 2010 6:52:27 pm PDT #25351 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Wouldn't cat pee (which is right there in the litter box) be most effective at shooing away the rats?


Typo Boy - Sep 21, 2010 6:52:54 pm PDT #25352 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah but harder to persuade cats to pee where you want them to.


Typo Boy - Sep 21, 2010 6:53:18 pm PDT #25353 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Ah should have read more carefully. So used cat litter might work?


beth b - Sep 21, 2010 7:03:57 pm PDT #25354 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

used litter was exactly what i was going to suggest