Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.

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Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 20, 2010 11:16:05 am PDT #24925 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've had doctors and nurses go back and forth with me. Compazine gives me anxiety attacks. Am I allergic? Apparently not. Do they want to be told about it when I go in, especially since I have compazine every time? Sometimes. To me it only matters that they give me Benadryl first, because that makes me not rip out my tubes and run away. And Benadryl is in my regimen, so mostly I don't say anything other than to tell the nurse the order I prefer.

This last nurse was *so* (So) rocking that she even let me dictate where in the IV bag feed line she gave me the dilaudid. I don't know why she was so awesome, but thank you, lady.


-t - Sep 20, 2010 11:16:57 am PDT #24926 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I knew that was a thing with the Pythagoreans, though I've also heard that the bean ban was an allusion to politics, somehow.


Jessica - Sep 20, 2010 11:20:14 am PDT #24927 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

and instead want to tell you long and descriptive stories of their gastrointestinal distress when they eat food X

I find that people who don't realize how much you DON'T want to hear about their GI issues in graphic detail over lunch tend to lack other social filters as well.


lisah - Sep 20, 2010 11:20:31 am PDT #24928 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Beans, beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you DESTROY THEIR SOULS!


amych - Sep 20, 2010 11:23:33 am PDT #24929 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Beans, beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you DESTROY THEIR SOULS!

This is taking me to a Beangelus place.


-t - Sep 20, 2010 11:25:12 am PDT #24930 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Beans in leather pants?


amych - Sep 20, 2010 11:28:20 am PDT #24931 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Favas.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 20, 2010 11:33:07 am PDT #24932 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Favas.

With a nice chianti and a census-takers liver.


bon bon - Sep 20, 2010 11:36:23 am PDT #24933 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This last nurse was *so* (So) rocking that she even let me dictate where in the IV bag feed line she gave me the dilaudid. I don't know why she was so awesome, but thank you, lady.

Did you find out what her schedule is like?


javachik - Sep 20, 2010 11:38:06 am PDT #24934 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I don't have any food issues other than what I prefer not to eat, and I loathe going to lunch with colleagues/acquaintances just because I don't want to talk about it. And everyone wants to go to family style places and I'm like "no". There is nothing more annoying to me than having to discuss my food preferences with someone during a meal. I don't mean talking about great food, or how great the meal is, but the ordering and the commenting on what other people are eating, etc, drives me BATTY.

I hate it so much that I don't bring up my preferences even when I should, because I just don't want to be That Person Who is So Hard to Deal With. And I know I take it too far, because my lovely neighbors invited me to their place for barbeque earlier in the summer (just the three of us) and I didn't pipe up with my preference for no meat. I brought over a couple of huge portabella mushrooms, which had been my plan all along (expecting that they'd be making burgers or something) and then I felt terrible when they'd made some really fancy stuffed chicken thing with feta and peppers and all of these great things. We worked it out but seeing that they went all out to make a fancy dinner I couldn't eat was a lesson to me. Erinn and Adam: "We live in California! Dealing with pescaterian is the EASIEST thing when it comes to hosting. Don't be stupid next time, lovely neighbor!"