Dawn: I thought you were adequate. Giles: And the accolades keep pouring in. I'd best take my leave before my head swells any larger. Good night.

'First Date'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Sep 20, 2010 8:46:45 am PDT #24849 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, Sue!


Burrell - Sep 20, 2010 8:49:15 am PDT #24850 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Smooth surgery--and clean lymph nodes--to Perkins.

I'm not judging people, just making observations.


Steph L. - Sep 20, 2010 8:50:47 am PDT #24851 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You're vegan? So, like, you think I'm a murderer for eating this brownie? God, you vegans are so judgmental.

Man, I got a gluten-free attitude all up in my face of "What, is it going to KILL you? Just eat a little! Why do you have to be so different all the time?"

Yeah, thanks for helping me make the decision to avoid the hell out of you from now on.


-t - Sep 20, 2010 8:52:38 am PDT #24852 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy birthday, Sue!


Sue - Sep 20, 2010 8:52:48 am PDT #24853 of 30001
hip deep in pie

We've been here over 2 months and have not yet done a full house cleaning. Now I've grossed myself out.

I don't when the last time I did a full house cleaning. And I don't have a kid. It gets done in bits when I have time, or when things get desperate.

Edit: Or when the cats start protest pooping in front of the dryer, because their box really needs cleaning out.


tommyrot - Sep 20, 2010 8:59:44 am PDT #24854 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now i'm wondering if a 'protest poop' would work for humans as well....


msbelle - Sep 20, 2010 9:01:02 am PDT #24855 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I whip my hair back and forth

you're welcome.


§ ita § - Sep 20, 2010 9:02:46 am PDT #24856 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you're welcome.

Is that the song my sister tried to convince me was good just because it was by a nine year old? Where have our standards gone?


ChiKat - Sep 20, 2010 9:03:00 am PDT #24857 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, Sue!!!

~ma for Perkins. Go, superpowers!! (I was horribly dismayed when I didn't get any superpowers, so I hope you get them!)

Is anyone else familiar with hamburger fold as opposed to hot dog fold?

That's totally how we teach kids to fold the paper. They get it. It's an easy shorthand. It's not folding a hamburger or hot dog. It's the end result looking like a hamburger or hot dog.


Jessica - Sep 20, 2010 9:03:32 am PDT #24858 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Man, I got a gluten-free attitude all up in my face of "What, is it going to KILL you? Just eat a little! Why do you have to be so different all the time?"

This kind of baffles me, because I've never heard of anyone foregoing gluten for non-medical reasons*. And in some cases, the answer to "Is it going to kill you?" would be "YES THAT IS WHY IT'S CALLED AN ALLERGY YOU JACKASS."

*Well, I do know of parents taking their kids off gluten for completely pseudoscientific medical reasons, but it's still not a moral decision, you know?