This woman wins:

A Minnesota mother has given birth to a baby boy while driving herself to the hospital, with the newborn's father steering the car from the passenger's seat. The Pioneer of Bemidji said 29-year-old Amanda McBride was rushing to the hospital Wednesday when suddenly her water broke and the baby "just slid out."

McBride said she was feeling labor pains at work, so she drove to pick up the baby's father and headed for the hospital. The father, 33-year-old Joseph Phillips, did not drive because he has a history of seizures.

Phillips told the newspaper that McBride yelled at him to take the wheel as she cradled the 8 pound baby boy, Joseph Dominick Phillips.

She didn't just give birth in a car, she gave birth while driving the car. That is more badass than I can ever hope to be.

Whoa, that IS badass. Or baduterus, actually.

Oh my god, Jessica. I don't even want to be that badass, I think.

Kat, I'm so sorry for all the disability nightmares. It makes absolutely no sense.

And -t, I'm so, so sorry for your loss. We're all thinking about you.

Kat, I forgot to say that I hate the all-or-nothingness of the system. It just doesn't make sense.

Lawd, FNL is trying to kill me. Just watched this week's episode. I might have to buy that cover of "Teardrop" that they used at the end. Oh, Matty. Oh, Riggins. Oh, Vince and Tami and Jess and everyone.

Yes, that song was excellent.

I know! It was an excellent episode. Also, I can't believe that the real reason that Matt stayed in Dillon was to be near Julie. Bad, bad decision making.

I'm so sorry, Kat--and, yeah, as support staff in a medical facility, I've seen similar stories over and over and over for years. It would be merely infuriating if it didn't fuck so deeply with people's lives.

Ugh. Long, long day with Matilda already, ending with her in disgrace and on lockdown, with no TV and no princess movies or Harry Potter for the rest of the weekend. I'm now even more in awe of msbelle, and so glad you're about to move someplace where you've got a good built-in support system. Even when it's comparatively minor and you understand absolutely where it's coming from and you don't lose control of the situation, the willfulness and defiance is draining to deal with.

Oh, dear, Matilda. Be nontantrum-y on three day weekends!

OMG, had BBQ. I had the pulled pork sandwich, and Dan had the brisket. Both were sooooo good. KC BBQ = summer.

I am going to have to have a protein nap before any more laundry or grading gets done.

Mmm... brisket. I think we're going to go get tritip from the Handy Market which does barbecue every saturday. We were supposed to have mom and noah yoga time but I hope he naps through it (both kids are out for a nap).

It is all or nothing. So maddening.

Tomorrow we're going to have salad at the place near ita after we pick up my mom. I need to figure out how to get to see Burrell since we missed Isaac's party while waiting for formula. And, did I mention, the tension headache?

I saw that kind of thing often when working for govt housing - getting a job would make them worse off, because of all the government benefits and concessions they'd no longer be eligible for.

I'm also hate the all or nothingness of aid. But don't blame that on liberalism. It is conservatives who use stringent income tests to make aid as stingy as possible and moderate liberals who see them as a way of keeping costs down and programs strong. (Which misunderstands basic politics. If you want a program to be politically well defended include as many people in it as possible. See Social Security and Medicare.)

So this is where that Frank Zappa song title comes from...

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