I have an assigned doctor, and I think it's a GYN, but I haven't gone yet. Transportation issues make it a hassle to go on a work day, so I'm thinking about taking a sick day and doing that and the dentist and maybe the vet, but I feel like I can't take another day off for a while. Good times.

Though, my sister said it hurt, using a colorful metaphor.

I'm pretty sure it's not an actual wringer, right??

Do I want to drive up to Milwaukee today? I got a rather cryptic invitation last night via facebook for "kind of a reuniony thing" from a friend I recently reconnected with. No idea what's going on or who might be involved. I suppose I should though - I do want to maintain this reconnection, and I shouldn't let the lazies keep me from doing potentially fun stuff. It's hard though, on a gray Saturday morning when it's 10:30 and even the dog is still sleeping. Plus I just got the S5 SPN DVDs!

Damn, Juliebird, I do believe I'd use a nastier word than cunt for your ED.

Coulter?

Sausage mcmuffin & coffee to avoid doubling up Perkins' belated Happy Birthday wishes with mention of the Devil's pundit.

Yesterday I rearranged my electronics and hooked up my VCR in anticipation of babysitting a 2 year old today...most of my kid movies are in VHS format.

Today I realized that this is the VCR that eats tapes. And I had donated the other VCR. Darn it. Off to Craigslist.

I wish I was in CO, Suzi, because I have FOUR VCRs.

Coulter?

Ooh, yes. A *coulter*. It even kinda sounds nasty. Can we get this added to the lexicon?

Perkins, I'm glad you listened to the little voice, and I'm going to listen to the big voices and get it done.

I am so sad at how torn up my foot is from my new walking shoes! I believe they will be fine, eventually....

My first mammo was very uncomfortble, but there was no actual pain. Some of the discomfort was embarrassment at a perceived ridiculous predicament. Shortly thereafter I changed practicioners, resulting in a change of imaging labs. The new place had greatly updated equipment, which made the process much less harrowing. The staff was compassionate and expert.

I had a scare, and was referred to a clinic with higher-res capabilities. A notch up in discomfort, with an equal notch up in deft and supportive staff. Six months between checks now, and the staff and equipment at my new local imaging center is what I've come to expect as standard in equipment and adeptness of staff. The doctor with whom I discussed my pics in a room lit only by the light panel was empathetic and listened to me, rather than dictating procedures.

The first mammo can be intimidating, but you can expect a high standard of expertise and of compassionate treatment. After that, really, it's just maintenance, and the knowledge that if there should be a problem, it'll be caught early. Don't neglect it out of fear. Honestly? I'd rather book a mammo than a hair appointment. Less time holdng still at someone else's mercy, less stinky, and no itchy cut hair down my nape for the rest of the day.

Ok, but what about pap smears?