You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Sep 16, 2010 3:13:46 pm PDT #24300 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Hodgman was funny about the tornado on twitter:

I know other cities have "tornados". But you really haven't had one til you've had an AUTHENTIC Brooklyn tornado.


§ ita § - Sep 16, 2010 3:26:15 pm PDT #24301 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A tornado tore through metro Detroit when I lived there. It was very freaky.


Jesse - Sep 16, 2010 3:27:33 pm PDT #24302 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's especially funny because I'm hearing it in Hodgman's voice.


Allyson - Sep 16, 2010 3:28:53 pm PDT #24303 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kick me for self-pity. It's so unbecoming.


billytea - Sep 16, 2010 3:31:12 pm PDT #24304 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I had a tornado pass over my apartment in Philly. Uprooted a tree outside the kitchen on one side, and the bedroom on the other.

Then it destroyed a garden in Narberth that was about to be featured on one of those makeover shows.


Cashmere - Sep 16, 2010 3:32:58 pm PDT #24305 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson, you kick yourself quite enough. I hope you find a venue you like.

It's way too early for Derby Girl drama. Seriously. At least it's not one of the founders. They all have their shit straight.


Liese S. - Sep 16, 2010 3:33:37 pm PDT #24306 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. Now I want my own authentic Brooklyn tornado. Only I can`t have one because I`m not in Brooklyn. Woe. And also because we don`t really have tornadoes. Funny story: Navajo cultural tidbit: a tornado comes because the women aren`t taking care of their hair properly. We don`t really have tornadoes, but we also don`t really see women not taking care of their hair. So maybe it`s true!
 
Swim FAIL. Instead I had a massive nosebleed, the first I`ve had in months, as it`s been such a wet monsoon. But alas, monsoon is over. And maybe it`s stress related or something? Anyway, instead of a swim I spent some quality time at the tadpole pond (one fully metamorphosed froggie is working out how to get out of the pond.) and am now having a nice lie down. Back to work shortly.


Jesse - Sep 16, 2010 3:34:22 pm PDT #24307 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

a tornado comes because the women aren`t taking care of their hair properly

Someone should really tell that to the ladies of Park Slope.


Ginger - Sep 16, 2010 3:44:33 pm PDT #24308 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Funny story: Navajo cultural tidbit: a tornado comes because the women aren`t taking care of their hair properly.

I've been way too close to six or seven tornadoes, including the one I watched touch down as I was standing by my stalled car waiting for a wrecker. The hair thing could explain a lot.


msbelle - Sep 16, 2010 3:47:15 pm PDT #24309 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson, maybe not for the release, but have you thought of maybe contacting any local zoos that have a bat exhibit to maybe do readings on weekend day? We talked to some people, non-zoo people outside the world of darkness building at Bronx Zoo on one visit. They were doing some information demos like every hour or somesuch.