Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 3:24:42 pm PDT #22861 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Rapture would make a good name for a social media music site, though...


Jesse - Sep 08, 2010 3:24:56 pm PDT #22862 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I kept my paystubs about the same amt of time I'd keep utility bills and such. About 7 years.

OMG. I only keep my taxes that long. Of course, I haven't gotten paper utility bills in years, so all of that is online somewhere anyway.

I had to have paystubs for stuff recently, but cannot remember what. I know I needed them for adoption stuff.

I've needed them for rental applications and stuff, but only current ones, and I knew that ahead of time.

I'm going to keep shredding! I love shredding.


Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 3:27:03 pm PDT #22863 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Jesse, I figure if I get audited or something, I'll need to have those things to reconstruct stuff. So that's why I keep them as long as taxes. I wish to god I could afford an accountant but I can't. And I suck at math so my financial accounts are not gathered nor tidy.


Zenkitty - Sep 08, 2010 3:27:54 pm PDT #22864 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

All my paystubs are online. I don't even get paper ones anymore. I love it - the less paper in my house, the better.


Jesse - Sep 08, 2010 3:29:11 pm PDT #22865 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I wish mine were paper! Edit: I mean, NOT paper. The other kind.

My taxes are basically just my income, so there's nothing to prove outside of that, even in case of an audit.


Tom Scola - Sep 08, 2010 3:31:10 pm PDT #22866 of 30001
hwæt

Worst. Rapture. Ever.

At least the last rapture had that dude in a tophat, and a goat.


Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 3:32:05 pm PDT #22867 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

My income has been weird for a number of years due to intermittently being on state disability or SSDI or having an FSA account or old dotcom stock from when I worked in that or releasing an album that hasn't even gone into the black yet. A lot of people would find that stuff pretty simple but I get really intimidated by it.


Connie Neil - Sep 08, 2010 3:34:07 pm PDT #22868 of 30001
brillig

I didn't realize I qualified for earned income and such until I ran my taxes through Turbo Tax. There's a few thousand of refunds I've missed over the years.


Jessica - Sep 08, 2010 3:35:56 pm PDT #22869 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Wouldn't a liveblog of the Rapture be pretty short?

11:01 am - Ok, Rapture time! Hey look, a white ligh---


brenda m - Sep 08, 2010 3:36:24 pm PDT #22870 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You can probably refile the last couple of years. After three years I think you're SOL though.