It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - May 28, 2010 6:41:28 am PDT #2154 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm having an "Oh NO YOU DID NOT!" email chain.

Dude misunderstands a process it has taken months to nail down and proceeds to tell me what will be on my agenda for my meeting. I explain how process works, and that I can incorporate his items into the next meeting's agenda. Dude emails everyone about how the process is screwy and not how female developer said it worked differently(I can only guess that female developer is not checking her email or I would have expected to see some ONYDN from her as well). I, again, explain how the process works. QA lead explains that resources are used across all departments, so we have to prioritize, and that's why it works this way.

Dude thanks QA lead for explaining the process, and then proceeds to give me agenda items and proceeds to completely misunderstand it all over again.

I am not leaving by noon, am I?


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 6:41:53 am PDT #2155 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Alt Text: The Nice Guy’s Guide to Realizing You’re Not That Nice

Huh. It would have been very useful if I had read this 25 years ago....

There are any number of geek guys running around out there without the love and companionship that many people and all golden retrievers deserve. Sometimes these guys sit down and try to figure out why they’re living a life devoid of love, romance, sex and discussions about whose hair it is in the shower drain.

They undertake a deep self-assessment, questioning all their long-cherished beliefs about themselves, and this is what they conclude: They’re too nice. And that’s hilarious!

Guys, you’re not “too nice.” That’s like saying you can’t get seated at an L.A. restaurant because you’re too famous.


Cashmere - May 28, 2010 6:41:56 am PDT #2156 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

ita, I totally get that feeling, too. Good thoughs for your family.


msbelle - May 28, 2010 6:42:24 am PDT #2157 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'm in between 6th graders.

I am pretty sure that's not legal. ba-da-duh

I am avoiding work and trying to get gossip. Also trying to figure out some cryptic emails. Now the race is on to see how much I can get off my desk in the next 2 hours.


Sparky1 - May 28, 2010 6:47:00 am PDT #2158 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Mr. Justice Thomas showed is here at the graduation ceremony.


Jessica - May 28, 2010 6:48:23 am PDT #2159 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just spent my entire appraisal meeting trying to figure out (with my boss) how the hell our new online appraisal system works. It's improved by an order of magnitude over LAST year's online appraisal system, but still pretty fricking clunky and unintuitive. This is why my objectives are also listed in an Excel spreadsheet.


Zenkitty - May 28, 2010 7:00:32 am PDT #2160 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy birthday, Sean!


Tom Scola - May 28, 2010 7:13:50 am PDT #2161 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I am so annoyed at the web forms at work that, after you fill them out, require you to attach a spreadsheet or word document for additional info, that could have just been put in the web firm in the first place.


Jesse - May 28, 2010 7:17:18 am PDT #2162 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

At my mother's job, they got a new electronic expense form, to reduce paper -- that they have to print out and submit with their receipts. Good times.

I am eating my brought lunch! And have wasted most of the day so far, aside from a couple of strategic emails!


Dana - May 28, 2010 7:19:19 am PDT #2163 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Strange things are afoot at the conference room next door to me. I'm kind of regretting getting up this morning.