I still get weirded out if my bra straps show accidentally. And when I see cute spaghetti strap tops, I always think about how I'd need to wear a tank top under it.

I heartily disapprove of visible thongs under jeans. Just, no. Also, if your pants are thinnish and light colored, for the love of god, do not wear hot pink or orange thongs. I don't need to know that.

Also, I think thongs are evil. Given the choice I'd vote commando. But I know lots of people wear thongs. Even people I respect!

My twin sister usually wears a thong all the time. I tried one...once.

You're right-Gillian Anderson did do it well too.

I don't wear pretty bras anymore, so there's no flashing temptation. I don't like the look where the bra strap is wider than the strap of the top, even if it is transparent. My visible straps were wide necked tops. I'm undecided on dark bras under light tops. I feel it shouldn't bother me, but I judge.

In other news, a seventh grade chorus doing a super extended version of "We Are the World" makes me homicidal. Who would have guessed?

Realizing she is safely across the continent, Perkins raises her hand.

I'm undecided on dark bras under light tops. I feel it shouldn't bother me, but I judge.

That bothers me. I'll sit in the judgy corner with you.

I just got back to school from 6 Flags. I are hot and sweaty but the kids were great. In a wierd twist of fate, my old school was there today, too. So I saw a bunch of my former students and spent the afternoon with some of the teachers. It was a good day. Now, I need to go home and shower. Srsly.

::narrows eyes::

I see you there, missy.

a super extended version of "We Are the World"

I don't care the age, that would just suck.

Did you notice how I don't [insert act] any more?

Holy crap, he was inserting his act before? KINKY.

I know! That was totally TMI. But he doesn't insert his act ANY MORE!

Because I have devoured him, as we anglerfish do.