Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Aug 13, 2010 5:49:21 am PDT #17769 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Not to mention "Fuck that ghost".


sumi - Aug 13, 2010 5:59:56 am PDT #17770 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Today is the last Summer Hours Friday for me. And it's going to be deadly hot. So I will be laying low and drinking lots of water.

My cat is already wandering 'round the apartment complaining.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 13, 2010 6:00:52 am PDT #17771 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Naturally, my favorite was "Do you live in New York or San Francisco?"

Heh. I considered my previous landlord after running across an online profile where he made it clear he was looking, but decided in the end that I was too fond of the apartment to risk any awkwardness.


Dana - Aug 13, 2010 6:15:33 am PDT #17772 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

For tommy:

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tommyrot - Aug 13, 2010 6:17:13 am PDT #17773 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For tommy:

OMG that is funny!


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2010 6:21:38 am PDT #17774 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's chocolate cake in the kitchen. Do I eat that instead of the cinnamon roll I bought for breakfast?

My meetings are falling out from underneath me today. I...am at a loss. My whole week has been driving from one meeting to another. I think my whole day just lost all of them. And at least one? Was freaking important and way overdue.

My sister has a pair of orange pants I hate. On at least one occasion she has worn these pants where she knows she's going to see me because she knows I bear an irrational loathing for them. I just...orange pants. I think that's enough. Today I'm wearing my pink and black polka dot and plaid top. Objectively I assess it as more than a bit ugly. It would be so satisfying if my sister hated it. I'd send her pics of me wearing it every time. I love this top.

These paragraphs were brought to you by no uniting principle whatsoever.


Jars - Aug 13, 2010 6:23:52 am PDT #17775 of 30001

Do I eat that instead of the cinnamon roll I bought for breakfast?

Eat both! Cake now, roll later.


Tom Scola - Aug 13, 2010 6:25:42 am PDT #17776 of 30001
hwæt

Hating orange pants is just good common sense.


brenda m - Aug 13, 2010 6:28:09 am PDT #17777 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I am wearing orange patent leather shoes. And a brown and orange dress. And it is cute as all get out.


msbelle - Aug 13, 2010 6:28:59 am PDT #17778 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you people are crazy!