It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - May 26, 2010 7:42:28 am PDT #1723 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

the fact that the Village People were gay. Or Boy George, for that matter.

What???!!!1!


SuziQ - May 26, 2010 7:43:02 am PDT #1724 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I much prefer Marines in dress uniform. Guh. KCD was a sailor and maybe that burned me out on the dress white look. But I have fond memories of hanging out on base (before I met him) and dancing with the Marines.


sarameg - May 26, 2010 7:45:19 am PDT #1725 of 30001

OMFG, y'all.

It's a good thing I am kinda suspicious and really nervous about changing configurations, because if I were not, we'd have a goddamned mess on our hands (may still, but it won't be on me.) Developers gave us the wrong configuration info. Crash and burn wrong. Yikes.

I should eat.


§ ita § - May 26, 2010 7:46:21 am PDT #1726 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used to live next to a Marine...outpost? Whatever. Anyway, I prefer them shirtless on the grounds doing pushups.


beekaytee - May 26, 2010 7:52:49 am PDT #1727 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

outpost
Base...but whatever.

I prefer them shirtless on the grounds doing pushups.
This is the salient point.

Though, I must confess, the Marines stationed on Barracks Row, which is one street away and 3 blocks south, are so young and unripped, it's not that much fun.

Seriously. I prefer a seasoned man...in pretty much ever way, but especially in looks.

And I don't mean that in a 'To Serve Man' sort of way...which I'm certain is where your mind spun off to.


Amy - May 26, 2010 7:55:43 am PDT #1728 of 30001
Because books.

If An Officer and a Gentleman hadn't sold me on dress whites, my little brother in them certainly would have. He looks so official and grownup!


Jesse - May 26, 2010 7:55:45 am PDT #1729 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The other week, I saw a little noodle Marine who I swear looked exactly like Beetle Bailey. So adorable! But not attractive to me.


§ ita § - May 26, 2010 7:59:52 am PDT #1730 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I checked google maps and it seems it was a Marines Recruiting facility. Not sure why the shirtless pushups, but I wasn't complaining.

My sister reports that things are still very tense back home, and upwards of 60 people are dead. My father's trying to get her to stay in the family home, not at her apartment.

And meanwhile, I am cranky because of no sleep and massive headache and may have to duck out to my car for fifteen minutes before my next meeting.


Dana - May 26, 2010 8:02:53 am PDT #1731 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

My sister reports that things are still very tense back home, and upwards of 60 people are dead.

Ack.


§ ita § - May 26, 2010 8:04:19 am PDT #1732 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The fuckers have taken over a hospital. Why the hell do you do that? Police station I get, but hospital? You're just asses.