We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Spidra Webster - Aug 10, 2010 2:12:48 pm PDT #17212 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Neat!


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2010 2:14:21 pm PDT #17213 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wrote drabbles instead

I used to do that! Then, really, I decided the paranoia that someone would actually read my words had a worse payoff, so back to pictures of random dresses and dudes.

I just want to reach the point where I'm "that chick" and no one thinks twice about it. Who knows? Maybe I'm the only one that cares.

I know that Betsy would needlepoint and do other crafts during meetings. I would never dare.


meara - Aug 10, 2010 2:21:23 pm PDT #17214 of 30001

I did needlepoint during a meeting once, and then I got pulled aside and told it looked bad and I needed to stop. Yeesh. I mean...seriously, I was doing cross stitch. It took no mindpower, and not hardly any visual power either--I was doing the part where I was filling in bits, not counting anything!


Lee - Aug 10, 2010 2:22:05 pm PDT #17215 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

At my last job, when my hours were 10-6, I ended up getting a new task dumped on me that required that I be present at 8:00 am meetings on Monday morning, but I didn't need to pay attention, so I would print out the most porny fic I could find and read it in the meetings.


Jesse - Aug 10, 2010 2:26:30 pm PDT #17216 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, anything that's not pen and paper looks too much like not-work for meetings, I think. Not that it IS any less work than drawing.

I have one coworker who always draws a woman's face, and another who does random doodles.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2010 2:26:45 pm PDT #17217 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would print out the most porny fic I could find and read it in the meetings.

Now that takes ovaries. I have had problems where people have said things that are titles of porny fics and suddenly I'm flashing back to...stuff. Reading? Never. I totally don't have the stone face for it.


Tom Scola - Aug 10, 2010 2:27:33 pm PDT #17218 of 30001
hwæt

The Ballad of Steven Slater.


SailAweigh - Aug 10, 2010 2:27:42 pm PDT #17219 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Whoohoo, way to go Perkins! Unfortunately, I have so few meetings to go to anymore, that I don't have any reason to do that.

meara, your boss sounds like my old boss. I had to be Ceasar's wife and couldn't do anything that looked "bad", no matter that the boss and his sidekick did whatever the same shit was or worse.


Lee - Aug 10, 2010 2:28:01 pm PDT #17220 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I got to sit in the back of the room, away from the main table, or else I probably wouldn't have either.


sarameg - Aug 10, 2010 2:30:44 pm PDT #17221 of 30001

I can tell how annoyed one of my developers is in meetings by how heavily he colors in the lines on his doodles. But then, he's not exactly a repressed sort of guy, so verbal cues quickly follow.

Really good swim tonight. I kept forgetting to count, so I swam somewhere between 46 and 52 laps straight, in 45 minutes. I know it was at least 46, but am certain I repeated at least 3, and the others I am not sure about.