I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - May 25, 2010 11:05:26 am PDT #1605 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Dousing an agnostic with holy water just shows a lack of commitment.

bwah!


Dana - May 25, 2010 11:23:34 am PDT #1606 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm in an airport! Again. They're looking for volunteers to be bumped, the next flight is at 9:30, and it's overbooked by 3. I am no fool.

Also, by god, I really want to see the Lost finale.


Toddson - May 25, 2010 11:23:37 am PDT #1607 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Gudanov - May 25, 2010 11:27:33 am PDT #1608 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

There ought to be a Constitutional amendment banning cannibalism in every state except Kentucky.

Official House GOP site advocates legalizing cannibalism in Kentucky.


Ginger - May 25, 2010 11:30:07 am PDT #1609 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The Republicans want to take away our god-given right to survive the zombie apocalypse by snacking on our neighbors.


Daisy Jane - May 25, 2010 11:35:44 am PDT #1610 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's pork for Kentucky. Come the zombie apocolypse, Kentucky will get all the tourism dollars.


msbelle - May 25, 2010 11:46:46 am PDT #1611 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

does Rachel Maddow know about the GOP site yet? COMEDY GOLD!


Ginger - May 25, 2010 11:47:04 am PDT #1612 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It's pork for Kentucky.

It's the other white meat.


ChiKat - May 25, 2010 11:49:06 am PDT #1613 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

OMG, y'all. This month has been so freaking hectic, but I see an end in sight. Grades done and submitted yesterday. Had 3 dress rehearsals with invited audience today and the show tonight. Just finished my year-end portfolio review with the director of curriculum. Today was the last day of classes for drama and video production. I just have speech left this week. Tomorrow? Six Flags.

Things, they be wrapping up just as I'm getting sick. Poopy.


ChiKat - May 25, 2010 11:51:01 am PDT #1614 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ION, I guess I am not a "regular American" per GOP definitions, and I am more than okay with that.

As for the Zombie Apocolypse, I suspect I wouldn't survive it. I'm slow and good eatin'.