Guess who managed to come to work without her purse (and its contents) today?
Me?
No, it was a close call. I made it to the car without my computer, and was therefore late for my 8am meeting by a few minutes. Something was in the air, methinks.
Bye, now. Have good sex.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 25, 2010 6:48:24 am PDT #1551 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
flea - May 25, 2010 6:49:07 am PDT #1552 of 30001
information libertarian
That'll give you, um, bees! [link]
tommyrot - May 25, 2010 6:50:12 am PDT #1553 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Guess who managed to come to work without her purse (and its contents) today?
My cat? (For all values of work = sleeping in the sun.)
tommyrot - May 25, 2010 6:56:04 am PDT #1554 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The 5 nuttiest Punisher alternate universe tales
Archie meets the Punisher!
In this classic crossover, Punisher tracks "Red," a drug dealer and (Archie lookalike!), to Riverdale. The Punisher poses as a Riverdale High gym teacher and tracks the perpetrator to one of the thousands of sock-hops Archie and his immortal friends are condemned to attend until the sun snuffs out.
Steph L. - May 25, 2010 7:04:40 am PDT #1555 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In this classic crossover, Punisher tracks "Red," a drug dealer and (Archie lookalike!), to Riverdale. The Punisher poses as a Riverdale High gym teacher and tracks the perpetrator to one of the thousands of sock-hops Archie and his immortal friends are condemned to attend until the sun snuffs out.
I actually saw this at Half-Price books for, like, 50 cents. I still regret not buying it.
Jessica - May 25, 2010 7:10:03 am PDT #1556 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Teppy, I have a copy somewhere. If I find it I'll scan it for you.
Sue - May 25, 2010 7:10:34 am PDT #1557 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I brought my purse, but forgot to put work ID and work keys in it.
tommyrot - May 25, 2010 7:11:04 am PDT #1558 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica, if you scan it can you send me a copy too? (Profile address OK.)
Jessica - May 25, 2010 7:13:24 am PDT #1559 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Sure thing - email me so I don't forget. (alterjess AT gmail)
Only thing is, it may be up in Canada, in a log cabin without internet access, in which case I won't be able to get it until the middle of August.
ChiKat - May 25, 2010 7:20:36 am PDT #1560 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Kat, I am so glad Noah is doing better. And, that whole poop/vomit incident? One of the myriad of reasons I'm not cut out to be a parent.