This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2010 5:56:21 am PDT #14953 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm not sure how best to make fun of this. I mean, making fun of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is like shooting fish in a barrel....

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attacks Octopus Paul

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian leader, says Paul the Octopus, the sea creature that correctly predicted the outcome of World Cup games, is a symbol of all that is wrong with the western world.

He claims that the octopus is a symbol of decadence and decay among "his enemies".

Paul, who lives at the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre, in Germany, won the hearts of the Spanish by predicting their World Cup victory.

He became an international star after predicting the outcome of all seven German World Cup matches accurately.

However, the Iranian president accused the octopus of spreading "western propaganda and superstition." Paul was mentioned by Mr Ahmadinejad on various occasions during a speech in Tehran at the weekend.

"Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values," he said.

Huh? I've given up on achieving human perfection a long time ago. Maybe that's also what's wrong with the West, but I doubt it....


Jesse - Jul 28, 2010 5:56:28 am PDT #14954 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wow, people are fascinating. In a bad way, sometimes.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2010 6:19:14 am PDT #14955 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Crocheted Daleks: [link]


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2010 6:25:05 am PDT #14956 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More Comic-Con costumes: [link]

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msbelle - Jul 28, 2010 6:27:46 am PDT #14957 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

We went to the Rangers game last night. Lee pitched a great game, so sad he did not get the win.

Mac did well at therapy and we got to meet the therapist who the adults will go see. I need to set up an appt with her and it may need to wait until school starts since we have no one who can watch mac while he is still so volatile.

Today we have had a rocky start, nothing physical , but just the damn ds and mac stubbornness. My parents are both so stressed and, honestly, pissed off that anything like this gets their back up. Mom has now cancelled all plans they had, she feels they cannot leave at all. She is over here today to help get the house less chaotic, but she is just seething and it is hard to be around. mac and grandad have now left for an airplane museum, they were to leave an hour ago, but that is where the stubbornness came in.


Amy - Jul 28, 2010 6:36:31 am PDT #14958 of 30001
Because books.

Oh, msbelle, that's hard. I hope the adjustment period doesn't last too long, for any of you.


Cashmere - Jul 28, 2010 6:41:04 am PDT #14959 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

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From the caption:

Spike and Drusilla costumes. Excellent costumes, and I tend to treat Whedonites gently, anyway. Sweet, dorky bastards that they are.

msbelle, I hope it gets better and you guys can work through some of the immediate tension.


Strix - Jul 28, 2010 6:44:16 am PDT #14960 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think it is great that they are going to go to therapy; frankly, they will need it, too.

I feel for all of you, msbelle. It's got to be one of the hardest parenting stories I have heard (tho Kat's is also tough as hell). It's got to be hard to balance your love for him, with the exhaustion and upset. I hope you know you are wonderful, and doing a hard as hell thing with grace.

I hope you also know it's ok to feel pissed as fuck yourself, sometimes; I cannot imagine not ever being angry, disappointed, resentful sometimes. No one can be all grace all the time, darling.


Kathy A - Jul 28, 2010 6:47:21 am PDT #14961 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I really hope the therapy works for everyone--you are all going through so much, I want life to get better for you!!

And in strange-things-I-learn-at-work news, did you know that, in New York State, pumpkins sold for decorating/carving purposes are not considered to be for consumption and therefore must be taxed? My question is how do they know that you're not buying a pumpkin to eat the innards after you carve the exterior?


Allyson - Jul 28, 2010 7:11:47 am PDT #14962 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hivemind, how do I dry herbs?

My balcony caved in last week. I had to remove my entire garden and all the furniture. Put all the plants in the backyard.

Now all my flowers and herbs and veggies are infested with ants. I can't bring them back up like this. I have to harvest what I can, and maybe I can put some of the flowers in the front yard. I'm broken about the whole thing.

I have sweet basil, italian parsley, regular parsley, garlic, green onions, sage, chives, and oregano. I'm unsure how to properly dry the herbs.

The flowers I'm losing: Petunias, impatiens, begonia, red riding hoods, pansies. I think I can put them out in the front yard.

I'm going to miss my garden. I can't afford to replace everything. Just angry.