'Ariel'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I could use a massage -- I think it's a combination of sleeping badly and carrying too much stuff that has my old stress knot in my back flaring up like crazy. I've been taking Advil, which helps.
I went to a party! With my parents. It was nice, although I did not make new neighborhood friends, which was kind of the plan.
Sounds like! Owen's got the right parents, too! (to Cash. )
I had a margarita. And now I want another one, but that was all the margarita we had. Sniff.
There's nothing more sad than a bit of slush at the bottom of the blender.
DO NOT LICK THE BOTTOM OF THE BLENDER!!!!
Unless you take the blade out first. Which I can do with my grandmother's blender.
Just caught Loki shredding a roll of paper towels, he's a menace.
That paper towel roll was about to charge.
Shifty-looking paper towel roll. Preemptive strike.
Those sneaky papertowel. Always plotting to sneak up on you and ...papertowel you.
He's got paper issues. See: [link]
Maybe he was going after the bear.