meara, that's crazy.
msbelle, so glad your brother is getting to see your new place so soon! Now fall over and sleep.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara, that's crazy.
msbelle, so glad your brother is getting to see your new place so soon! Now fall over and sleep.
meara, that's crazy.
OMG I've read all this and now I'm thinking about things that I don't want to think about and I'm kinda nauseous. Also, I have a headache, though that's unrelated.
dcp and bonny, thanks ever so, and sorry! I meant to help, and now I know I have to check my microphone.
meara, a smiting is definitely called for.
I'm a lot less grossed out about menstrual blood than I used to be, but still not gonna hang it on my wall.
You don't have to eat what comes out of your cootch.
I don't even need a mouseover to tell me to avoid clicking THAT.
No kidding. Speaking of, I just saw my abdomen involuntarily contract with cramps. Weird.
Approximately two years and counting until menopause. I think I'll throw a big party to celebrate my moving into the no-birth-control-needed no-cramps-and-bleeding phase of life, in which I will reclaim my personality from the hormone pawn shop.
I will not hang bloody anythings on the walls at my party. Just FYI.
Not even the bloody scalps of your enemies? Might as well make that last hormone rage useful!
Random, I just remembered this due to my neighbor's security light going on: I was out on the deck early last weekend. There was this random altered dude walking erratically down the alley. Unnerving, right?
Anyway, he then walked over a few houses and looked like he was going to PEE on a rear doorstep. So I walked to the end of the deck and yelled "NOT COOL, DUDE."
"Sorry, ma'am!" and he booked it out of the 'hood.
I didn't call the cops. Maybe I should have, but the ma'am kinda disarmed me. At least my neighborhood druggies are polite?
Loki is really fucking cute in his sleep sessions. Lotta twitches, but now he's ottering with paw over his face.