The caul, I get.
Eating of the placenta, no. Yes, some animals do it. Humans are animals, oui. But we are animals with multivitamins, grocery stores and PREPACKAGED STEAK.
We also don't rip out the vulnerable underbelly of our prey with fang and claw, lick our butts clean, or eat out of the cat box.
At least, one HOPES.
Oh, you're no fun.
Hey, how was I to know all the caves in Brooklyn would already be booked in advance??
Hey, how was I to know all the caves in Brooklyn would already be booked in advance??
I wonder if there's an Orbitz for that ...
GITCHA MATTED STEPPE GRASS BIRTHING HOLE RIGHT HERE, LADIES!
It's all natural.
(I get natural birth, I do. But there are limits.)
I would
so
eat my placenta.
I mean, maybe not the
entire
placenta. They're fair sized.
Oh, Trudy. Our love was so pure...
My interest in lunch has really waned in the last fifteen minutes.