Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2010 7:04:44 am PDT #13963 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The sonic screwdriver is cool - it vibrates when you get a cell call!


Kat - Jul 22, 2010 7:17:42 am PDT #13964 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hey, Jessica, wondering what to do with your placenta? Howabout making a cuddly teddy bear out of it? Or, artwork. or print a tshirt.


Aims - Jul 22, 2010 7:19:23 am PDT #13965 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

SHE MADE A BEAR?!?!? UNDO IT!! UNDO IT!!


Amy - Jul 22, 2010 7:21:15 am PDT #13966 of 30001
Because books.

Oh, I didn't want to see that.


Kat - Jul 22, 2010 7:21:50 am PDT #13967 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

AH! I have ita'd a link.


Jesse - Jul 22, 2010 7:23:27 am PDT #13968 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We were talking about that at work the other day! Because my coworker's wife is pregnant.


Amy - Jul 22, 2010 7:23:35 am PDT #13969 of 30001
Because books.

Well done, Kat.

Much ~ma for Joe!


Trudy Booth - Jul 22, 2010 7:28:53 am PDT #13970 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

There was an article in Salon about placenta eating and people freaked the fuck out.

It was awesome. They got even more idiotic than usual in the letters. Several asserted, "Why would you actually DO this? This was a joke in the 70s! It was on SNL!" Dude, why do you think they were joking about it ?


Tom Scola - Jul 22, 2010 7:30:38 am PDT #13971 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Judge rules that cheerleading is not a sport under Title IX: [link]


Jesse - Jul 22, 2010 7:34:33 am PDT #13972 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Speech bubble toys, for your cat and her BFF Jill: [link]