Nothing like a freeway closing on my morning commute to make my Monday especially Monday-ish...
That sucks. This morning the detour I normally take for the closed on ramp was also closed. I'm on my third-string route now.
I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.
Snyder ,'Showtime'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - May 24, 2010 6:55:10 am PDT #1329 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Pix - May 24, 2010 6:58:45 am PDT #1330 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I'm on my third-string route now.
Yeah, I know pretty much every iteration of my commute through the Valley and the Sepulveda Pass to the Westside, but...there just aren't that many options when dealing with mountains, I've found. No matter how many ways I try to get to the Pass, there are only two ways through it. It took me almost two hours to get to work this morning, and I was 20 minutes late to my first class. Thankfully the girls are just watching Henry V right now, so they were able to get the movie started until I got there.
tommyrot - May 24, 2010 6:59:09 am PDT #1331 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
15 Awful Examples of Christian Propaganda Mostly in Comic form.
Warning - has a somewhat graphic depiction of an abortion. And Jesus on a skateboard.
I don't get this one - is it old? A parody? If you're givin' it up, you're going steady with Hitler!
And it has the "Don't talk to atheist goats" poster....
tommyrot - May 24, 2010 7:04:11 am PDT #1332 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - May 24, 2010 7:06:09 am PDT #1333 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
And it has the "Don't talk to atheist goats" poster....
I'm pretty sure that one was a joke.
tommyrot - May 24, 2010 7:09:28 am PDT #1334 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm pretty sure that one was a joke.
Why?
I've seen that one before (don't remember where), but nothing to indicate it was a joke.
Hey, I found it at Objective Ministries: [link] Is this a joke site?
eta: I've been getting malware warnings at that site!
Consuela - May 24, 2010 7:10:14 am PDT #1335 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I have a structural inspector climbing around my crawl-space. Send me no-pest-ma?
I was sure the appointment was for 9:30 AM. So I slept in, finally rolled out of bed after 8, wandered around the house in my PJs, put water on for tea, etc, and then went to the front door to put the dog out at 8:30. Still in my PJs.
Whereupon I realized the structural inspector was getting out of his car, half an hour early for a 9AM appointment. Yikes.
Daisy Jane - May 24, 2010 7:17:02 am PDT #1336 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Hey look! Somewhere to complain about your diamond shoes being to tight! [link]
-t - May 24, 2010 7:20:28 am PDT #1337 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
The thing about diamond shoes is: they are very hard to stretch. If they start out too tight they're never gonna fit. Might as well cut off your toes, get it over with.
Kathy A - May 24, 2010 7:24:35 am PDT #1338 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The dorm in which my mother lived used to be a brothel. They still had the occasional confused gentleman caller turn up.
My brother's (all guys) high school was across the street from a brothel. They'd be out playing basketball in the parking lot and the ladies would be chatting with them from their porch.