At some point, you just say "Fuck you nature." In my case, it would've helped to not avoid the dentist for a decade. Though my teeth might have betrayed me anyway.
Oh yeah, it's only been 2 years for me (which is still too long), but the cracked crown would have happened anyway, probably.
Oh then don't check out the blog. There are any number of buttplugs shaped like any number of things.
And I avoided a dentist for 10 years, and needed a root canel on one tooth, but nothing else.
I'm not sure I would want a butt plug that looked like something. Even Kang. Maybe especially Kang ...
Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos.
IN MY ASS.
You know, I don't find the buttplugs as disturbing as the Chernobyl Love Mound, for example.
is proud to have brought the Chernobyl Love Mound to the Buffistas.
My fave so far (in the I Am Appalled, yet Laughing Hard vein):
Dinky the Digger
[link]
NSFW
The blog is excellent! I'm just saying personally.
In the "May give you nightmares, especially if you were ever Catholic" I give you Rosemary's Freakbaby [link]
Yeah, that one is WROOOONNNNGGG with a side of Hell No's French Fries of ARRGGHHHH
GET IT AWAY, GET BELINDA'S PERVERT COUSIN AWAY NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!