Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2010 12:06:10 pm PDT #12160 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So now I see fishnets and think of men thinking of sex...and I don't wear them during the day anymore.

Next time I see fishnets, I'll probably think of ita thinking of men thinking of sex.

Although I'll probably think of sex as well.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2010 12:08:12 pm PDT #12161 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, Batman on a Rainbow-Powered Unicorn


quester - Jul 13, 2010 12:13:46 pm PDT #12162 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Speaking of cleaning services...

The woman that comes to vacuum and dust my sister's house just left and I walked outside to check the mail. For some reason pulled the door closed behind me and when I came back from the mailbox remembered that Treena always locks the door with the doorknob lock, while we use the dead-bolt. I remember that because I am now locked out!

so, I called my brother who is off work for the summer (thank dog!) and asked if he had a spare key to sister's house. He brought over a cup of mystery key but none worked.

So, I am now a refugee in his house until my SiL gets off work. Nothing constructive will get done now!


JZ - Jul 13, 2010 12:23:26 pm PDT #12163 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What about Jilli-style fishnets? Extremely soft baby pink layered over white or black tights?

Signed,

Has worn this very combination to work several times and once to a wedding and now is very, very nervous


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2010 12:24:34 pm PDT #12164 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What about Jilli-style fishnets? Extremely soft baby pink layered over white or black tights?

OK, I'd probably not think of sex in that case.


Atropa - Jul 13, 2010 12:35:57 pm PDT #12165 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What about Jilli-style fishnets? Extremely soft baby pink layered over white or black tights?

Hee! Pink fishnets are my default summer hosiery. Which reminds me, I need to find which drawer my stockpiled pairs are hiding in.


Atropa - Jul 13, 2010 12:46:39 pm PDT #12166 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Aaaaaand since that sent me off on an eBay search for more pink or ivory lace/fishnet tights, I have now had my eyes assulted with pink metalic spandex leggings. Eugh.


Burrell - Jul 13, 2010 12:48:27 pm PDT #12167 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Crocheted Car Cozy

Adorable AND insane. That's like double win.

I thought the whole point of fishnets was that they triggered the Think of Sex button in one's brain.


Atropa - Jul 13, 2010 12:57:31 pm PDT #12168 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

On the one hand, these pink floral patchwork tights look really cute. On the other hand, I don't think I can bring myself to own something with that brandname.


Toddson - Jul 13, 2010 12:57:48 pm PDT #12169 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Some people, it takes very little to push the Think of Sex button. I believe the black fishnets help with that; the pink and ivory ones, probably not so much.

Pink metallic spandex leggings ... almost every word of that is wrong.