Nah, we have not yet made it to the SC border on account of we are going to die of old age in Salisbury.

(Do people elsewhere know the wonders of the Gaffney Peach? It's the sole claim to fame of Gaffney SC, and is a municipal water tower in the shape of a very realistic peach, which because of it's cleft and fleshy realism looks quite a lot like it's mooning the interstate.)

Edit because nooning the interstate is a whole different level of obscene.

I like the first wedges best, too.

(Do people elsewhere know the wonders of the Gaffney Peach? It's the sole claim to fame of Gaffney SC, and is a municipal water tower in the shape of a very realistic peach, which because of it's cleft and fleshy realism looks quite a lot like it's nooning the interstate.)

Hee!

If they didn't before, they do now! Behold the giant skyward booty. [link]

I also like the first wedges.

Readers, I ordered the first wedges! I hope that they upgrade to overnight shipping like they usually do. I dithered a lot about finding shoes for this thing.

I'd be afraid to sleep in the same room as Belinda, for fear that she would come alive and devour my face.

It wouldn't be my face I'd worry about. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that old wives' tale about cats sucking out children's souls in the night was started by one of Belinda's former owners.

How do you think Belinda got her face in the first place?

I have my suspicions: [link]

Ok, talking about a water tower mooning the interstate has me reading wedges as wedgies. And wondering why Dana liked the first wedgie and not the others.

aigh! Matt, what... what is that thing?

Matt - what the HELL is that?

Do people elsewhere know the wonders of the Gaffney Peach?

I remember the Gaffney Peach. One year at UNC, a roommate invited me to spend Thanksgiving with his family in Spartanburg, SC. The Gaffney Peach was one of the landmarks of the drive.