Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2010 6:05:14 pm PDT #10393 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Detective Kima always made me think of you, ita.

I don't even remember who she is. I'll need to google her.

I haven't been to Urth in ages. Must remedy that.

Maybe one of these weekends we could go?

I should do laundry this weekend. Delicates could do with some refreshing.

Trying to sketch every day now. It's been years since I drew with any regularity. And then I need to get back to photography, but that's more effort.


msbelle - Jul 03, 2010 6:08:04 pm PDT #10394 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Well sara, the movers are really supposed to pack. I just wanna do it. I got 4 bins and 1 box sorted out of mac's room today and I took pictures of most of what I want to list for sale on ebay. I could probably do a really fast box of books before I go to bed.


bon bon - Jul 03, 2010 6:10:41 pm PDT #10395 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I don't even remember who she is. I'll need to google her.

Definitely use the closed captioning with the show, if you're not already. It makes it tons easier to keep track of people.


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2010 6:17:11 pm PDT #10396 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah, Kima! She's gay, though, right? I was kinda disappointed that the tough woman wasn't straight.


Ginger - Jul 03, 2010 6:20:27 pm PDT #10397 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The University of Georgia's athletic director teaches important life lessons [link]

1) Don't drink and drive.

2) Don't drink, drive and cheat on your wife.

The trooper, who noted that Evans had a pair of red panties between his legs, asked the athletic director "what her panties were doing in his side of the seat. He stated, 'She took them off and I held them because I was just trying to get her home.'"

Evans told the trooper "there was nothing there" between him and the Buckhead woman "because he had a wife and family."

3) If you do the above, don't compound your sins by trying to convince the officer that the UGA athletic director is too important to arrest.

"I don't want you to use who I am but I would just ask that you take me to a motel."

The recent wearer of the red panties added:

"Just to let you know, it will be erased because he is the athletic director of UGA and he has that power."


tommyrot - Jul 03, 2010 6:22:10 pm PDT #10398 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Just to let you know, it will be erased because he is the athletic director of UGA and he has that power."

I got some pretty nice schadenfreude off of that. Thanks!


billytea - Jul 03, 2010 6:25:16 pm PDT #10399 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Just to let you know, it will be erased because he is the athletic director of UGA and he has that power."

Did he then start rapping to 90s German power group 'Snap!'?


amych - Jul 03, 2010 6:27:34 pm PDT #10400 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wow. So much fail in one little man.


Jesse - Jul 03, 2010 6:28:14 pm PDT #10401 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In case anyone had forgotten: I'm the lyrical Jesse James.


billytea - Jul 03, 2010 6:28:56 pm PDT #10402 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In case anyone had forgotten: I'm the lyrical Jesse James.

That would certainly give any state trooper pause.