I'd be happy to teach History *IS* Fun, or, Martin Luther Only Survived To Promote Protestantism Because a Powerful Graf's Only Daughter Whined Till Daddy Protected Him From the Pope's and Emperor's Hit Squads, or, Love Makes You Do the Wacky.
Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?
Mal ,'Safe'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - May 21, 2010 1:21:55 pm PDT #1020 of 30001
brillig
§ ita § - May 21, 2010 1:33:54 pm PDT #1021 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My sister's party trick was to put her fist in her mouth. Mine was to put my legs behind my neck. Cherry stems seem overly…subtle at that point. Of course, we were usually trumped by a cousin who'd offer sexual favours. She'd get all the drinks.
Jesse - May 21, 2010 1:36:09 pm PDT #1022 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My sister's party trick was to put her fist in her mouth.
I did that too! Oy.
§ ita § - May 21, 2010 1:38:05 pm PDT #1023 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse was a hussy. Pass it on.
Jesse - May 21, 2010 1:44:42 pm PDT #1024 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Neither of those things ever translated into anything, and maybe I'm doing sex wrong, but I don't find either skill ("skill") especially useful...
Strix - May 21, 2010 1:56:16 pm PDT #1025 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
The trick to the cherry stem thing is to chew the cherry stem first. Which renders the whole thing So Not Sexy. You CAN make it softer by nibbling it up and down delicately with your front teeth...
Ok. Stopping now. @@
ION, I had therapy and sushi. NOM. Toro, and something called a Godzilla roll, and a Crazy Roll, which was crazy good -- psicy tuna, shrimp tempura, avocado and a sweetish=spicy sauce.
§ ita § - May 21, 2010 2:08:02 pm PDT #1026 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse is doing sex wrong. Pass it on.
-t - May 21, 2010 2:10:48 pm PDT #1027 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Just watched Grey's. Good lord.
I am sadly lacking in party tricks.
These two statements are unrelated.
Sheryl - May 21, 2010 2:19:23 pm PDT #1028 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
I suppose I could teach Genetics or, No, DNA doesn't work like that, honestly.
sarameg - May 21, 2010 2:19:59 pm PDT #1029 of 30001
Fucking week keeps on giving. Loki leaped from my arms and somehow landed funny on the deck and has a limp. He didn't like me poking at it. Going to wait and see My vet is closed until morning (of course this happens right as they are closing!) If it gets noticeably worse, or even not better, may take him in tomorrow, otherwise monday if it doesn't improve. Did I mention yard sale this weekend? Uhg.
It was so sad, he landed, sorta rolled to his hip and looked up at me like "what just happened?!" I dunno, cat! I hope it is just a strain. He jumps from greater heights all the time. He has it stretched out behind him as he's lolling. Dislocated something? I DON'T KNOW, MY POOR CAT.