Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2010 12:55:55 pm PDT #10020 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Poor kitty, I hope it resolves quickly.

Yeah, hopefully her tooth surgery a week from today won't have to be postponed.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2010 12:56:56 pm PDT #10021 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Poor kitty.

Unrelatedly, I wish there was wine delivery. Or at least that if I ordered Chinese from the place next to the wine store, they would bring me some!


Jesse - Jul 01, 2010 12:58:25 pm PDT #10022 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, I need this dress. [link]


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2010 1:01:18 pm PDT #10023 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oooh - kitty likes the prescription canned food they gave us! She's chowin' down. (She hasn't eaten much at all in the last 24 hours.)


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2010 1:04:13 pm PDT #10024 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's this lady who keeps talking to me. It's weird. She came over to my desk to compliment me on my tights (stripy) and outfit (corset). While I appreciate the compliment, I was trying to be Big Honcho Project Manager a week before Go Live #1. And then girlie moment.

I have no idea what her name is, or anything. But apparently we've bonded over theatre involvement.

Honestly, I think it's because we both have short hair and wear vintage. But introducing herself would be nice.


Lee - Jul 01, 2010 1:05:20 pm PDT #10025 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am debating this one that Smonster linked to earlier: [link]

Also, my boss is just Not Getting something, and I don't know why, but it's making me cranky.


Kathy A - Jul 01, 2010 1:13:23 pm PDT #10026 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Get-well-soon-kitty~ma for tommyrot's furrpanion!

That illness sounds a lot like what Amarna had two years ago, although her temp was several degrees higher and her kidney was round instead of kidney-shaped. She got better right away and has had no problems since. The subcutaneous fluids really perked her up immediately--she was eating as soon as I brought her home, when she had barely touched her dish the day before.


Polter-Cow - Jul 01, 2010 1:16:04 pm PDT #10027 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

One of my recent castmates just posted a hilarious Craigslist ad: GIANT wooden TV--like winning the lottery and rediscovering childhood.

I am moving out of my house on Saturday (!) and have to part with my awesome giant wooden television frame. It's about 6 feet tall and 4 feet wide. It's a great conversation piece (all your hipster friends will think you're eschewing pop culture and are therefore painfully cool and intelligent).

Alternatively, you could put a smaller (yet still large) television *inside* this television frame and then your TV setup would double as both a stylish entertainment center AND a postmodern rumination on the womblike effect of television on the human brain. Plus, if tissue boxes and iPods need holders, why not televisions? You can start a fad. You can even patent the idea; I won't sue.

Some other uses include the following:

-A LOW, JAPANESE-STYLE TABLE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE. Are you practicing the art of Zen? Then this giant wooden tv frame is essential for your well-being. you can practice sitting cross-legged at a low table while SIMULTANEOUSLY practicing the art of patience because your food keeps falling through the hole in the center of the TV frame.
-A FAKE BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR YOU AND/OR MARILYN MONROE TO POP OUT OF ON BIRTHDAYS, BAT MITZVAHS, AND OTHER SUCH SPECIAL OCCASIONS. Just slap some pink frosting on this sucker, put a painted cardboard box in the middle, and you have the best damn party money can buy. Except you didn't pay for anything.

Any SFistas want to bite? She makes a compelling argument.


Cashmere - Jul 01, 2010 1:26:38 pm PDT #10028 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

If I were there, I would grab it in a heartbeat--for the reason she listed--puppet shows! Our library took the wooden frame of a tv and hung a curtain on its hollow shell and it is fantastic for two kids to fit inside and put on puppet shows. I would love to have one.


Toddson - Jul 01, 2010 1:31:44 pm PDT #10029 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In news it seems the House passed the unemployment benefits extension. sigh ... and then the entire Congress went into recess until the 12th.