It's like, in the middle of all this, I'm paranoid that you'll think I don't like poetry.

Buffy ,'Empty Places'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Jan 12, 2010 11:18:49 am PST #990 of 30001
Because books.

I do like the Bartleby nature of Conan's response.

And his apology for his hair.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2010 11:20:18 am PST #991 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Go, Conan! I hope he lands well.

From the paleo hipsters:

“I didn’t want to do some faddish diet that my sister would do,” Mr. Durant said.

Really? How does he define fad?

My freezer has food in it that I forget is there. But that's not as bad as the vegetable crisper I'm pretty sure I need to clean out.


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2010 11:24:40 am PST #992 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I do not understand those words put together in that order.

me either. I had to expand to the work freezer this week.

This is our freezer, and what is shocking about the picture is the fact that the 3rd shelf down actually has some open shelf space: [link]


Typo Boy - Jan 12, 2010 11:27:33 am PST #993 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Really? How does he define fad?

I'm pretty sure "like my sister would do" part covers it. He doesn't want anyone to think he is Girly-man. Cause fads only are for girls... Maybe he could volunteer to be practice dummy for a Woman's Krav class, just to show how much tougher he is than guurrlls.


msbelle - Jan 12, 2010 11:29:36 am PST #994 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am sure he'll get right on that after he stops jerking off about being featured in the NYT. The whole thing is just oozing from toolishness.


Burrell - Jan 12, 2010 11:30:03 am PST #995 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

“I didn’t want to do some faddish diet that my sister would do,” Mr. Durant said.

Really? How does he define fad?

He might disagree, but I don't think the key word there is "fad"; it's "sister." Caveman ain't no sissy girl diet.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 12, 2010 11:33:46 am PST #996 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Note to birthers - when even Glenn Beck thinks you're crazy? YOU ARE EXTRA CRAZY WITH A SIDE OF CRAZY SAUCE.

Isn't that kind of like having Nikki Sixx pull you aside and suggest maybe taking it a little easier on the drugs?


Lee - Jan 12, 2010 11:37:52 am PST #997 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

This is our freezer, and what is shocking about the picture is the fact that the 3rd shelf down actually has some open shelf space:

Mine wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the vodka.

And the maple syrup.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2010 11:43:55 am PST #998 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I want to move to NY and start the stupid paleo diet just to up the amount of oestrogen associated with it.


tommyrot - Jan 12, 2010 11:44:20 am PST #999 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Would you become a hipster?