I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jan 12, 2010 8:21:59 am PST #919 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Would you do it for Al Gore?

No. But he's totally right about that font.


Tom Scola - Jan 12, 2010 8:24:45 am PST #920 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Random recipie generator


Jesse - Jan 12, 2010 8:26:24 am PST #921 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's exciting, Allyson!! At least you have practice meeting people for the first time who you've known for years.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2010 8:29:57 am PST #922 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yeah, but I don't snog you guys.


Jesse - Jan 12, 2010 8:30:28 am PST #923 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, there is that.


msbelle - Jan 12, 2010 8:32:25 am PST #924 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

YAY Allyson!


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2010 8:33:08 am PST #925 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You had me live at the foot of your bed for months. Snogging is nothing compared to that.

Though it is potentially true I approach snogging wrongly.


Calli - Jan 12, 2010 8:40:01 am PST #926 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

So, New Boy is arriving on Friday,

and

I tried on a rockin' corset, but then realized I would never be able to hook it on my own.

It seems like 1 could be useful with 2, eventually. Assuming he's worthy of the awesomeness that is Allyson.

In other news, my office style guide has finally adopted the serial comma. One of my coworkers has been tasked with adding it to every appropriate spot in the new website text. When she told me this I raised my fist, shook it, and said, "The righteous have triumphed!"

And, in spite of some earlier grousing, I know that I work in the right place. Because no one even turned their head when I did that.


Jessica - Jan 12, 2010 8:42:00 am PST #927 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hey Tep - today's Slashfood is all about Cincy: [link]


brenda m - Jan 12, 2010 8:42:52 am PST #928 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. I like the sound of this one:

Pork Chops Tart
Serves 3
You will need:
•5 pork chops
•4 chillis
•130g bacon
•20g chocolate
Instructions:
1.sauté the pork chops
2.throw the pork chops away
3.slice the chocolate
4.rinse the bacon
5.eat the chillis
6.enjoy