Did you click on the third link? I don't think it would be an improvement on your current situation.

That one sounded kinda fun -- like you could just throw words at a page and call it surreal and be done for the day.

Oh dear God in heaven - my brain is now broken: Star Wars Burlesque: Tatooine-Styled Shenanigans at the Bordello

Saturday night, downtown club Bordello temporarily transformed itself into Mos Eisley Cantina for a night of Tatooine-styled shenanigans helmed by Devil's Playground. Star Wars Burlesque reimagined a host of beloved characters from the film series -- from the sexy to the androgynous to the grotesque -- as scantily clad female performers, with locals On Blast assuming the role of cantina band. Check out the cast of characters below.

Worksafe, assuming a picture of C-3P0 in pasties is worksafe.

Oh, my god, dude, NO, we are not changing all of the italics in your documents by .5pt. NO.

One of our designers want us to do this sort of thing on our website design. He wants us to change the colors by one or two pantone chips, too. This in spite of being physically shown that the site looks notably different between his big monitor and his laptop screen when they're running exactly the same browser/platform combos. None of other users set ups will be exactly the same either, plus very few of them will have the oh so carefully color calibrated monitors that he has. And then there are the smart phone viewers and the people who adjust font size due to vision issues. The guy needs to accept that what you can absolutely control on the web gets really loose after "serif" and "blue".

Air Press chamber offers oxygen therapy for your pet

The comforts bestowed upon dogs in Japan know no bounds as exampled by the service proffered by Tokyo's Wag Style dog salon. The location offers oxygen therapy for the canines using a special transparent steel and glass enclosed cylindrical chamber.

Developed by Air Press, the chambers are designed to help the dogs relax from their stressful days of eating, walking and being frequently petted by their human servants owners. Located in Yoyogi Uehara, the service goes for about 2,000 yen ($21) for 30 minutes here.

OMG! OMG! OMG!

A Vietnamese sandwich shop just opened, right next to work!!!

OMG! OMG! OMG!!

It's called "Baoguette".

It's called "Baoguette".

I generally hate puns, but this is awesome.

So Bloody Cute: Baby Alien Chestburster Costume [Cosplay]

Awwww....

I have yet to have banh mi.

TJs Chicken/Cheese Tamales for lunch.

Hive mind question: I have a .cda file I need to convert to .mp3 and the software I have (Switch) keeps giving me an error message. Anyone know of another freeware program that can convert it?