xkcd is funny today: Honor Societies
You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2010 5:18:49 am PST #8804 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - Feb 17, 2010 5:22:21 am PST #8805 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Shit, so sorry Jessica.
lisah - Feb 17, 2010 5:22:51 am PST #8806 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I found the one patch of ice on my way to my bus stop and fell hard.
I fell on a patch of ice on our parking pad on Monday and my hip is still sore from it. Stupid ice. I didn't spill my coffee though!
sumi - Feb 17, 2010 5:31:08 am PST #8807 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Now, that takes skill!
Luckily, I wasn't carrying coffee.
aurelia - Feb 17, 2010 5:34:30 am PST #8808 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
The last time I wiped out on ice I dented a car door with my face and still didn't spill my coffee.
Daisy Jane - Feb 17, 2010 5:36:46 am PST #8809 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So sorry, Jessica. Much love to you.
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2010 5:37:22 am PST #8810 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The last time I wiped out on ice I dented a car door with my face and still didn't spill my coffee.
Wow.
I think three of the last four or five times I've wiped out on snow or ice I broke something. Although one of those times it was only my MacBook screen.
Kathy A - Feb 17, 2010 5:40:35 am PST #8811 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I remember the Christmas day when I was carrying the open box with the clean Crock Pot in it from my aunt's house down her stairs, and I managed to step on a patch of ice at the bottom of the steps. My feet went straight out from under me and I landed right on my butt with a thud, but the crock pot didn't even rattle its lid!
brenda m - Feb 17, 2010 5:45:48 am PST #8812 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
The last time I seriously wiped out I was running with the dog right in front of the big picture windows of a restaurant I used to work at, and the dog had a blinking red christmas light around her neck just to make extra certain everyone saw.
Amy - Feb 17, 2010 5:47:30 am PST #8813 of 30001
Because books.
and the dog had a blinking red christmas light around her neck just to make extra certain everyone saw
Aw. Like a little built-in SOS!