Simon's Cat has finally posted the complete version of "Snow Business. I was watching it and thinking of Loki, sarameg!
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Feb 16, 2010 11:12:13 am PST #8723 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2010 11:18:35 am PST #8724 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Has anyone see Newswipe? It's like Jon Stewart, but constantly pissed and British.
Tom Scola - Feb 16, 2010 11:19:54 am PST #8725 of 30001
hwæt
"Pissed" as in they're drunk on camera?
Steph L. - Feb 16, 2010 11:20:12 am PST #8726 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
That would be AWESOME.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2010 11:27:11 am PST #8727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Here's to hoping it's nothing, Jessica.
You mean a client wants something you're building to work like NetFlix does?
I think screenshots of the Netflix queue may be entered into requirements evidence, in fact.
Note to self: Togo's turkey/cranberry sandwiches are NASTY. And I never dreamt she'd put jalapeños in there too. Ick.
tommyrot - Feb 16, 2010 11:28:47 am PST #8728 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Normally I love turkey and cranberry. But jalapeños should not come anywhere near it.
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2010 11:30:03 am PST #8729 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
As in, in response to a freaking out reporter asking HOW THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER COULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED ON A PLANE!!!ELEVENTY!!11 "I don't know Shouty Hat! You're the fucking reporter! Go find out!" Then in VO: But Shrieky Guts had a point.
smonster - Feb 16, 2010 11:31:11 am PST #8730 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Lots and lots of ~ma, Jessica!
Half an hour, half an hour and then I can sleep, just half an hour...
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2010 11:31:35 am PST #8731 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not sure how precisely to fix the sandwich (i.e. what are the right condiments for it), but I do have some suggestions on how not to mess it up. Thankfully my standard sandwich-fixings spiel involves turning down pickles, otherwise this might have been even weirder.
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2010 11:31:49 am PST #8732 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Here you go [link]