Ugh Sue. I'm sorry you are having such a Polar Bear Day.
Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.
Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jan 12, 2010 5:29:24 am PST #872 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
tommyrot - Jan 12, 2010 5:31:01 am PST #873 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Two things we know to be true: Being dirty is bad and beer is good. Therefore, handmade soap made from beer must be goodness squared, right? Yes!
The line of hand made cold processed soaps are made using real beer. Don’t worry, they don’t smell like a day-old frat party. In fact, they’re all pretty light and refreshing. And they’re natural, too, so they don’t contain any artificial hardeners, synthetic surfactants or foam inducers like commercial and industrial soaps.
Anybody remember that shampoo made with beer?
Nora Deirdre - Jan 12, 2010 5:34:03 am PST #874 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
tommyrot - Jan 12, 2010 5:35:34 am PST #875 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cynthia Sylvia Stout from Lush? Love it.
Cool! But I was thinking of some shampoo that was advertised on TV back in the '70s.
The commercials kept saying, "Made with real beer - but don't drink it!" They had to repeat the "don't drink it" message several times in the commercial.
brenda m - Jan 12, 2010 5:37:11 am PST #876 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Body on Tap!
tommyrot - Jan 12, 2010 5:38:58 am PST #877 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, what is the best fictional beer ever? I gotta go with Skittlebrau (from The Simpsons).
Jesse - Jan 12, 2010 5:40:23 am PST #878 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm pretty sure Heloise recommends setting your hair with beer. I will try that the next time I set my hair. (I.e., never.)
I have literally no work to do. I should have slept later.
flea - Jan 12, 2010 5:47:24 am PST #879 of 30001
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Could you do a little sleeping for me, Jesse?
Wouldn't that be great, if you could occasionally outsource bodily functions and stuff? Like, "I'm really busy here - could you go pee for me, please?"
Jesse - Jan 12, 2010 5:50:35 am PST #880 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now it's too late! I'm awake now.
And yes -- that would be genius.
Dana - Jan 12, 2010 5:51:47 am PST #881 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Oh, my god, dude, NO, we are not changing all of the italics in your documents by .5pt. NO.